Four States Could Secede From US and Join Canada to Avoid Trump--Democrat

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

66. It would give Trump the excuse to use the military domestically.

He could imprison all "traitors" (which the MAGAts would misspell as "traders&quot all over the country. That would be Democrats (mostly) and others to their left.

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of proposals that take things to ridiculous extremes if they upset MAGAts. And it would be nice for those folks to have a decent national health care system. The problem is, of course, why would Canada want a bunch of Americans coming in and messing up their lovely country? I mean, no country on earth wants lots of Americans. They'll sometimes suffer a few wealthy ones. Americans shit on local traditions, demand rights that don't exist, and think their monolingual selves know everything - they have no respect. I mean, the U.S. is the country that elected Trump. TWICE.

Oh, and it's been tried. That's what The U.S. Invasion of Canada (the War of 1812) was about, yes? (British) Canada won that time.

Me, I'm hoping a revolt that gives independence to Hawai'i and captures all U.S. military equipment there, then for the Royal Forces of the Kingdom of Hawai'i to invade the west coast and establish "protectorates" over WA, OR, CA, NV, NM and CO, and conquer the southern third of AZ (including Tucson) to keep things contiguous. They would be ruled by a viceroy resident in Crown Colony of the Ninth Island (Clark County, NV).