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certainot

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69. sex is repressed to increase masturbation. masturbation is prohibited so we use the wrong hand

Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:40 AM

Dec 2011

the koran says it- man can only have sex with their wives and that which the right hand possesses

the 1% depends on the greed and fear that is produced when sex energy goes to the side of the brain connected to the right hand....

this alien explains it all!

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Anti-Masturbation Campaigns [View all] Taverner Dec 2011 OP

You owe me a new keyboard. Bucky Dec 2011 #1

Well that is the goal of the Templars in Assassins Creed Drale Dec 2011 #2

I've been wondering when this would start up. Also, I'll not be surprised if some group RKP5637 Dec 2011 #3

Obligatory Monty Python... hunter Dec 2011 #22

OMG! Praise the sperm!!! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2011 #29

lol! HappyMe Dec 2011 #87

The infamous Aleister Crowley was accused of child sacrifice when PufPuf23 Dec 2011 #26

Well it certainly didn't help that he referred to ejaculating as "child sacrifice", lol Matariki Dec 2011 #28

150? That's all? aletier_v Dec 2011 #79

Remember, this was before DVD, VHS and the FF button n/t VWolf Dec 2011 #107

You realize of course that you're spilling little snowflake children all over? ...Just sayin'. n't poverlay Dec 2011 #111

haha, that's so awesome. themadstork Dec 2011 #86

And that was nearly one hundred years ago or so? I bet there are many RKP5637 Dec 2011 #34

But...but... badgerpup Dec 2011 #33

"I'm overthinking this, aren't I..." Probably, but it sounds fun! LOL n/t RKP5637 Dec 2011 #36

Biological facts are irrelevant for zealots. Don't worry, the ignorant can't be slowed down Quantess Dec 2011 #41

Your error was in applying biological knowledge and logic to this... JHB Dec 2011 #84

Tossers dipsydoodle Dec 2011 #4

soon they will be in your bedroom measuring the spread of the woman's legs rurallib Dec 2011 #5

oh no...not this again... iscooterliberally Dec 2011 #6

you're killing me! Quantess Dec 2011 #39

OMFG!!!! The Doctor. Dec 2011 #104

what a waste. ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2011 #112

I agree. iscooterliberally Dec 2011 #114

Blessed are the Pooch in Spirit, for ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2011 #116

I'm a recovering Catholic, I was indoctrinated to believe that blindness would be the result of louslobbs Dec 2011 #7

Lou, you were only supposed to go until you needed glasses (credit coalition_unwilling Dec 2011 #23

Yes, but I still loved it my friend, thanks louslobbs Dec 2011 #52

Recovering Catholic! kag Dec 2011 #98

Father: son, if you don't stop doing that you'll go blind Skittles Dec 2011 #99

Busybodies, one and all. MineralMan Dec 2011 #8

Did you know R Baden Powell invented Boy Scouts to dissuade them from masturbating Taverner Dec 2011 #10

Yes, I did know that. MineralMan Dec 2011 #46

Perhaps I exaggerated a little... Taverner Dec 2011 #92

Yes, perhaps you did. MineralMan Dec 2011 #95

Baden Powell was not a USAmerican, you might have noticed iverglas Dec 2011 #108

sex is repressed to increase masturbation. masturbation is prohibited so we use the wrong hand certainot Dec 2011 #69

What's a cowboy to do libodem Dec 2011 #9

Well, according to Republican sex expert Neal Horsley, 3waygeek Dec 2011 #42

Yeah, as long as you marry it meow2u3 Dec 2011 #63

Yeah, but boys can't marry boy mules and girls can't marry girl mules. That's just wrong. Arugula Latte Dec 2011 #102

What health specialists are these? redqueen Dec 2011 #11

And even that one holds no water Taverner Dec 2011 #14

Sure it does. redqueen Dec 2011 #25

Here's a few Taverner Dec 2011 #27

Are you sure your OP isn't overstating the case? redqueen Dec 2011 #32

If you hate sex, just come out and say it Taverner Dec 2011 #53

How is that a response to my question? redqueen Dec 2011 #67

No, the right wingers have been harping about masturbation, too Aerows Dec 2011 #71

Yes of course... redqueen Dec 2011 #72

One link is to a RW blog (who claims he is a "health specialist") the other is a Woo Woo Blog Taverner Dec 2011 #91

Are you referring to the two links you posted? redqueen Dec 2011 #97

Both of those articles convey the message 'Orgasms=bad' Taverner Dec 2011 #101

It's similarly not my fault you didn't pick up on the actual message. redqueen Dec 2011 #103

You can lose a little sensitivity, your nerves don't go away Taverner Dec 2011 #105

Twelve? n/t bitchkitty Dec 2011 #110

Apparently, orgasms are "emotionally alienating" Warren DeMontague Dec 2011 #113

They need to quit beating a dead horse KamaAina Dec 2011 #12

Considering that 100% of people masturbate, I have to wonder... Eliminator Dec 2011 #13

But yet there is self loathing that "comes" with it, for some conflicted people. Quantess Dec 2011 #30

Many of the religulously insane deeply loathe hifiguy Dec 2011 #31

Exactamundo! Explains their "Not of this World" campaign Taverner Dec 2011 #106

the 1% depends on not talking about which hand to use.... certainot Dec 2011 #70

My response to anti-masturbation campaigners... backscatter712 Dec 2011 #15

heh heh heh. progressoid Dec 2011 #16

Faces of Dopamine (Caution:Graphic) kenny blankenship Dec 2011 #17

I am waiting for the right to lifers to claim that life begins in the testicals. liberal N proud Dec 2011 #18

Everyone will be wired with sensors feeding into the anti-masturbation grid, informing RKP5637 Dec 2011 #24

shit, i exercise five to seven days a week reggie the dog Dec 2011 #19

A man was arrested for public masturbation on a flight from Spokane to Denver last Thursday. The louslobbs Dec 2011 #55

I don't know if anyone else noticed, DocMac Dec 2011 #20

I did notice that and he's also been walking with a wide stance lately as well. Must be doing some louslobbs Dec 2011 #56

Could you type your OP in Braille? I seem to have gone blind. Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2011 #21

must . . . go . . . shave . . . hands . . . ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2011 #35

Hairy palms? I thought it was hairy knuckles...nt joeybee12 Dec 2011 #37

How is your health? George Glass Dec 2011 #38

Won't someone PLEASE think of the kittens?!? 1monster Dec 2011 #40

Noooooooooooooooo............. PotatoChip Dec 2011 #61

is there anyone here who would deny the FACT that at least 90% of seriel killers have a history of Douglas Carpenter Dec 2011 #43

Proposed public service announcement... markpkessinger Dec 2011 #44

can you link to ONE health specialist that has declared masturbation is unhealthy seabeyond Dec 2011 #45

Shouldn't this be in the pintobean Dec 2011 #47

pintobean... i almost didnt recognize you seabeyond Dec 2011 #48

Thank you for the smile and the feel good pintobean Dec 2011 #49

I'm anti-masturbation. MrSlayer Dec 2011 #50

Helps the urine stream. sarcasmo Dec 2011 #51

Every credible medical finding I've seen reported suggests it's healthy. Good for the prostate, etc. DirkGently Dec 2011 #54

Great for the body sarcasmo Dec 2011 #57

Hard to believe a 30-yr-old virgin would have taken that view. DirkGently Dec 2011 #60

The religious crazy have read it in one of their good books. sarcasmo Dec 2011 #90

Old Testament lolly Dec 2011 #96

Wow. So, once again, something that sort of made sense to ancient Hebrews becomes "morality." DirkGently Dec 2011 #100

what kind of wanker.... unkachuck Dec 2011 #58

The First Time I Had Sex... I Was So Scared... WillyT Dec 2011 #59

In the dark? smirkymonkey Dec 2011 #115

Maybe that's why I feel sick all the time. jerseyjack Dec 2011 #62

Never! From my cold, dead, aloe-scented hands! n/t krispos42 Dec 2011 #64

This is just bigotry against solosexuals. krispos42 Dec 2011 #65

solosexuals dmr Dec 2011 #109

Awesome! Behind the Aegis Dec 2011 #118

Okay that better get a DUzy Tsiyu Dec 2011 #121

Dopamine is bad? I didn't know that. I must be swimming in that shit BoWanZi Dec 2011 #66

Why do you think they call it "Dope"? kenny blankenship Dec 2011 #75

this alien explains earth's power structures depend on wrong handed masturbation... certainot Dec 2011 #68

Look at the founder of Kellogg's Cornflakes. Fearless Dec 2011 #73

Ha. Kellogg was an early adopter of BDSM aletier_v Dec 2011 #80

Do you have any links of people discussing this? octothorpe Dec 2011 #74

" you have filter out the people who are just trying to rile people up" redqueen Dec 2011 #85

Anti-masturbation specialists rub me the wrong way. Akoto Dec 2011 #76

I am going to start a company that produces Angry Dragon Dec 2011 #77

We need everyone to give us a hand, reach around and support this effort. COME ON !!!! Monk06 Dec 2011 #78

I'll join this discussion in about 4 minutes... cbrer Dec 2011 #81

Some people CLEARLY can only get off through telling other people NOT to get off. Warren DeMontague Dec 2011 #82

I consider this sort of thing to be evil of the highest order n/t deacon_sephiroth Dec 2011 #83

Isolated opinions satirized by the mainstream LanternWaste Dec 2011 #88

Taverner, this time you've really pulled a boner!! n/t retread Dec 2011 #89

The GOP has enough jackoffs on its primary ballot. It doesn't need its members making more. Erose999 Dec 2011 #93

I'm against this... I think they should all go fuck themselves. Erose999 Dec 2011 #94

kick Quantess Dec 2011 #117

The Mormon Church is very much opposed to masturbation. Nye Bevan Dec 2011 #119

In other words . . . markpkessinger Dec 2011 #120

Pretty much Taverner Dec 2011 #124

That's sad and hilarious at the same time. Quantess Dec 2011 #123

I'd type an epic diatribe about this but it takes too long with one unhealthy hand n/t DotGone Dec 2011 #122