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42. Or make it the first question at every press briefing (if they still hold them).

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Sat Jan 25, 2025, 11:13 AM

Jan 2025

"Is the president dead yet?"

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 2025 OP

Sorry, no. He just looks like a corpse after the makeup artist gets done with it. Vinca Jan 2025 #1

stuck his finger in a light bulb socket? Marthe48 Jan 2025 #2

Please keep posting that each day till that POS drops dead...I LOVE it Bengus81 Jan 2025 #3

It's one of my coping strategies Orrex Jan 2025 #7

Windmill cancer, the imminent cure for which he put on hold. n/t Harker Jan 2025 #9

Yep...we never knew Limbaugh lived near a wind generator! Bengus81 Jan 2025 #55

The sad piles of dead birds should've been a hint. n/t Harker Jan 2025 #61

That's the first thing I do every morning. ChazInAz Jan 2025 #36

Broken neck when knocked over by a hand reaching out of a grave at Arlington. wnylib Jan 2025 #45

Can you make any of those happen? Orrex Jan 2025 #46

If only..... wnylib Jan 2025 #47

Self-defense is allowed in many belief systems, no sin at all. And our very niyad Jan 2025 #57

Thanks. My post was tongue in cheek, but wnylib Jan 2025 #63

Oh, I know that it was. Just wanted to point out that there are options. niyad Jan 2025 #64

I ask that question almost every morning Gregboo Jan 2025 #4

Welcome to DU bdamomma Jan 2025 #24

He might be a Big Mac or two from it. 3Hotdogs Jan 2025 #5

Or one more bucket of KFC....doesn't matter Bengus81 Jan 2025 #50

Tripped over an adderall capsule Loryn Jan 2025 #6

This should be the first question every morning. gordianot Jan 2025 #8

Or make it the first question at every press briefing (if they still hold them). LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jan 2025 #42

He will be if he follows RFK's "health" advice DonkeyGirl Jan 2025 #10

That's BOB to us here, I thought Captain Zero Jan 2025 #53

The way he is leaning forward, I look for him to fall over dead any day now. Emile Jan 2025 #11

reality voteragain Jan 2025 #12

No. You would have heard fireworks and cheering by billions. twodogsbarking Jan 2025 #13

+2 Emile Jan 2025 #43

Karmic cheeseburger? flying rabbit Jan 2025 #14

Cranial rectal inversion? Walleye Jan 2025 #15

Inefficient food testers. La Coliniere Jan 2025 #16

Meh! malaise Jan 2025 #17

Sadly, your Blue Nun and my bubbly remain unopened. niyad Jan 2025 #19

Nicely played😀 malaise Jan 2025 #22

There is always Marburg, rather than covid. niyad Jan 2025 #27

flesh-eating bacteria in his diaper? niyad Jan 2025 #18

I keep hearing about a promising infection of... Hugin Jan 2025 #33

This message was self-deleted by its author Submariner Jan 2025 #20

orange make up bdamomma Jan 2025 #21

Dear Leader's nose still lives... Hugin Jan 2025 #23

No. I guess he is blasting Rachel Maddow. leftyladyfrommo Jan 2025 #25

Adderrall explosion to the brain! lark Jan 2025 #26

TFG is not well LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2025 #28

The traitor needs a longer tie to step on dalton99a Jan 2025 #29

He choked to death on a Chicken McNugget nt doc03 Jan 2025 #30

That would take away the MAGAts claims that "they killed him". Callie1979 Jan 2025 #34

Parents' ages at death can be an indicator... birdographer Jan 2025 #39

I keep hoping. And I hate being that way because I NEVER have before. Callie1979 Jan 2025 #67

I haven't either birdographer Jan 2025 #68

Cancer from too much bronzer? surfered Jan 2025 #31

If it happened it HAS to be in public on live TV. Callie1979 Jan 2025 #32

If not dweller Jan 2025 #35

Meteor strike. ChazInAz Jan 2025 #37

Dead, but reanimated Martin Eden Jan 2025 #38

No, because if he was tavernier Jan 2025 #40

I was just thinking this morning birdographer Jan 2025 #41

Shark attack on the Potomac. wnylib Jan 2025 #44

No, but don't give up. milestogo Jan 2025 #48

Shove the job of being President down his throat and see what happens. the_liberal_grandpa Jan 2025 #49

He is apparently holding a rally in Las Vegas to celebrate the destruction niyad Jan 2025 #58

Nope, but it could happen today. It could happen five minutes from now. Mike 03 Jan 2025 #51

Dropped dead from exhaustion correcting all the lefts errors. Swede Jan 2025 #52

Not yet. Check back in another 99 hamberders tulipsandroses Jan 2025 #54

Pretty sure he only eats kfc or mc d's, for fear of being poisoned. niyad Jan 2025 #59

I wish. greatauntoftriplets Jan 2025 #56

He'll go bat shit crazy first. dem4decades Jan 2025 #60

That crazy train left the station years ago Orrex Jan 2025 #62

I agree but at some point it'll have to be undeniable. dem4decades Jan 2025 #65

I ask every day Faux pas Jan 2025 #66

Make this your 'start page'. LudwigPastorius Jan 2025 #69

He's so "full of it," I'd go with hlthe2b Jan 2025 #70