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magicarpet

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4. Any chef knows his history of poor eating habits with copeous amounts of junkfood washed down with Diet Coke.

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Sun Jan 26, 2025, 06:56 PM

Jan 2025

If trDUMP lasts one year into this second term it will be a miracle.

No chef wants to be blamed for djt's death.

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Trump Can't Find A Chef To Work For His White House [View all] LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2025 OP

Ha ha ha ha ha proud patriot Jan 2025 #1

me too BlueWaveNeverEnd Jan 2025 #22

He can door dash McDonald's Puppyjive Jan 2025 #27

Hopefully KFC as well. roamer65 Jan 2025 #36

OMG. I can't imagine anyone wanting to eat with him, much less watch him eat. hlthe2b Jan 2025 #2

Good gawd 3auld6phart Jan 2025 #46

Not sure if you are trying to be derisive of me or of Trump, but if you want to eat with him--have at it. hlthe2b Jan 2025 #47

I 3auld6phart Jan 2025 #49

Move the Mcgriddle in. Bluethroughu Jan 2025 #3

Any chef knows his history of poor eating habits with copeous amounts of junkfood washed down with Diet Coke. magicarpet Jan 2025 #4

Hero status would follow Traildogbob Jan 2025 #6

Are we saying Traildogbob Jan 2025 #5

This is a comedy post. Scroll all the way to the end: Ocelot II Jan 2025 #7

As will be happening a lot now, it's hard to tell the difference between satire and real news. TheRickles Jan 2025 #12

So it was satire? sakabatou Jan 2025 #13

Yup. It's hard to tell sometimes, but the author describes his work as comedy. Ocelot II Jan 2025 #14

Ah sakabatou Jan 2025 #19

Yeah, it had me going until the end. jls4561 Jan 2025 #31

I didn't get suspicious until the "motor-boating two stacks of pancakes" bit. Grokenstein Jan 2025 #35

There were a lot of perfectly plausible scenarios in this piece. jls4561 Jan 2025 #38

they weren't coounting what he threw against the wall......... n/t lastlib Jan 2025 #42

No, I don't think so. Comedy is funny. nilram Jan 2025 #57

Maybe find a chef who specializes in Salmonella and Botulism recipes. waterwatcher123 Jan 2025 #8

Good more hamburgers for samplegirl Jan 2025 #9

Hey bdamomma Jan 2025 #10

I wouldn't be surprised if a chef who worked for him in the past sakabatou Jan 2025 #11

How about BOTH?! Cha Jan 2025 #15

Chefs are artists. Kid Berwyn Jan 2025 #16

President Sausage Fingers should be the new norm in media style guides! jls4561 Jan 2025 #17

I know... Mike Nelson Jan 2025 #18

Ohhhhh, perfect! niyad Jan 2025 #32

Their nephew Jonathan ChazInAz Jan 2025 #34

We need more devoutly anti-fascist people, not just chefs. Think. Again. Jan 2025 #20

May I suggest The Wizard Jan 2025 #21

How hard is take-out?? Evolve Dammit Jan 2025 #23

Scump better also get a food tester Hassler Jan 2025 #24

Nah Rebl2 Jan 2025 #26

No decent and Rebl2 Jan 2025 #25

Just have JD get carry out. He likes meeting working people Raven123 Jan 2025 #28

What a fucking manbaby. GoCubsGo Jan 2025 #29

I'll do it! (Where is that pound of capsaicin I bought ? Wonder if it dissolves in Diet Coke ?!?!?} dutch777 Jan 2025 #30

I will happily donate my bhut jolokia to the cause. Maybe in the ice cream? niyad Jan 2025 #33

He's a disgusting bloated sack of shit JoseBalow Jan 2025 #37

The moment that Trump sticks his hand on my dinner plate TexasTowelie Jan 2025 #39

and a finger sawed off. Ilsa Jan 2025 #53

Same here WestMichRad Jan 2025 #56

All the good chefs are afraid they'll be deported if they burn the toast. Ping Tung Jan 2025 #40

You know you're screwed when McDonalds employees mercuryblues Jan 2025 #41

Shouldn't be hard to find Mountainguy Jan 2025 #43

I'm not surprised, KFC and Mickey D's both pay better Ford_Prefect Jan 2025 #44

and again it comes down to Obama......🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 a kennedy Jan 2025 #45

Gee, no volunteers from the thousands who ever worked a grill at Mickie D's or a KFC fryolator? the nelm Jan 2025 #48

"T.M.I" Too much information..... NT Jack Valentino Jan 2025 #50

This satire does prompt a very real, very important question everyone is now thinking: RockRaven Jan 2025 #51

He looks like a moran who would talk with food in his mouth and chew his food with his mouth open ms liberty Jan 2025 #52

If he ate something off my plate, I'd send it back, claiming Ilsa Jan 2025 #54

Send him this cook's resume. Norrrm Jan 2025 #55

Those pieces are by Dash MacIntyre who is a satirist. Still funny though GoneOffShore Jan 2025 #58

Help Wanted at the White House for a Cook Oneear Jan 2025 #59

Hopefully a chef that will cook up all the greasy artery clogging mess he loves Dem4life1234 Jan 2025 #60