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34. Extra long red necktie caught in paper shredder? Vance runs in circles trying to decide what to do.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Feb 2025 OP

i have that same question on my ( still active) twitter acct.... samnsara Feb 2025 #1

You may need ATDYBOT😀 malaise Feb 2025 #6

I am imaging scenarios of something taking Marthe48 Feb 2025 #16

Hold the vision, Marthe! SheltieLover Feb 2025 #23

No but I had this vivid dream malaise Feb 2025 #2

Not sucked into canetoad Feb 2025 #5

That would call for malaise Feb 2025 #7

I would volunteer to drink your share. You could just double up on the Blue Nun! niyad Feb 2025 #35

Bwaaaah😀😀 malaise Feb 2025 #42

Herpes Encephalitis? hlthe2b Feb 2025 #3

Fork in an electric toaster? Oopsie Daisy Feb 2025 #4

If not dweller Feb 2025 #8

Not yet Joinfortmill Feb 2025 #9

I still look for buzzards circling over the White House, Emile Feb 2025 #10

Good one! Marthe48 Feb 2025 #15

Bird flu? surfered Feb 2025 #11

Faux tan-spray poisoning? ecstatic Feb 2025 #12

Fell off the terlet and banged his head on classified documents. twodogsbarking Feb 2025 #13

Smashed by a piece of space junk Marthe48 Feb 2025 #14

LOL, that would be karma. Emile Feb 2025 #24

I made one as as a craft project around Halloween 10 Turtle Day Feb 2025 #28

OMG. Awesome 👍 Emile Feb 2025 #32

Col. Muskard with a lead pipe in the Oval Office? Tanuki Feb 2025 #17

Pussy grabber slain by Slovenian sex worker in freak accident dalton99a Feb 2025 #18

Windmill cancer? William Seger Feb 2025 #19

Good one. Magoo48 Feb 2025 #20

Ivermectin OD? mwb970 Feb 2025 #21

Covid karma? SheltieLover Feb 2025 #22

I remember NoonTimeRag Feb 2025 #25

This is cathartic dark humor Marthe48 Feb 2025 #29

I can understand that NoonTimeRag Feb 2025 #57

If karma existed, Trump would have fallen in a woodchipper in infancy Orrex Feb 2025 #30

Naw NoonTimeRag Feb 2025 #31

. Orrex Feb 2025 #40

I do love the very inventive minds here on DU! niyad Feb 2025 #43

Truly! Orrex Feb 2025 #44

It certainly is! niyad Feb 2025 #46

And the hopefulness and humor is cathartic! SheltieLover Feb 2025 #58

Cuing Lady Violet. niyad Feb 2025 #41

Wait--did The Magistrate wish harm on anyone else? Lulu KC Feb 2025 #50

Assuming the new poster IS referencing The Magistrate? It was somewhat niyad Feb 2025 #62

Very true n/t Lulu KC Feb 2025 #65

Choked on his Big Mac? birdographer Feb 2025 #26

No, but keep asking. milestogo Feb 2025 #27

Trump or Musk? dflprincess Feb 2025 #33

several of us have suggested that it be a combined post. Efficiency, yes? niyad Feb 2025 #48

Extra long red necktie caught in paper shredder? Vance runs in circles trying to decide what to do. FSogol Feb 2025 #34

While cheating at golf he fell on his 9-iron club when trying to pick up his ball... Dave Bowman Feb 2025 #36

ohhhhhh good one! niyad Feb 2025 #39

Thanks! Dave Bowman Feb 2025 #55

I know there is a certain Green Day song I'll playing on a touchtunes jukebox when it does happen LW1977 Feb 2025 #37

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. As I posted in an OP yesterday, niyad Feb 2025 #38

Excellent idea to lump them together! SheltieLover Feb 2025 #59

Agrees (for a cut, naturally) to sit in a Tesla with Musk for a commercial to help sagging auto sales? Harker Feb 2025 #45

THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY NORMAL superpatriotman Feb 2025 #47

Flushed while still seated in AF One? Hugin Feb 2025 #49

He picks up a gig with Spinal Tap as their drummer. Ocelot II Feb 2025 #51

ALF had a recipe for cat juice.... SQUEEZE! k8conant Feb 2025 #52

I so look forward to the day there is a positive answer to your post whopis01 Feb 2025 #53

And quite possibly the longest!!! niyad Feb 2025 #63

Someday you will be right. kentuck Feb 2025 #54

They'll do that regardless Orrex Feb 2025 #61

We could start a pool...nt SidDithers Feb 2025 #56

I will pop my champagne when I hear that good news Dem4life1234 Feb 2025 #60

Please Satan, take your beloved home Blue Owl Feb 2025 #64