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Captain Zero

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65. My Theory #2

Mon Feb 10, 2025, 12:50 PM

Feb 2025

Trump's bone spurs in his feet weren't really that.
That's not what kept him out of the draft.

The truth is he has cloven hooves for feet.
It explains his weird shoes and posture.
He needs to show us his feet.

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There's a goat wrapped in Trump $100 bills at Mar a lago [View all] underpants Feb 2025 OP

Um..... yardwork Feb 2025 #1

pics Celerity Feb 2025 #25

Definitely not a cult Lokee11 Feb 2025 #39

The goat reminds me of a Charlton Heston movie KS Toronado Feb 2025 #40

It is like some weird, very bad satire PatSeg Feb 2025 #47

#Baaal (R) for the G.O.P. sheep BoRaGard Feb 2025 #62

Thanks. underpants Feb 2025 #63

Believe he's saying its "Great Of All Things" -- goat. The AI model is lame, but he is telling us allegorical oracle Feb 2025 #88

Anti-christ vibes. Wingus Dingus Feb 2025 #2

My theory TexasBushwhacker Feb 2025 #20

In other words, they are serously evil, selfish people. Biophilic Feb 2025 #26

Yes, they care only for themselves TexasBushwhacker Feb 2025 #29

Yes, because they are brainwashed misanthrope Feb 2025 #90

Exactly, but what everyone else? Biophilic Feb 2025 #91

Where's Moses when we need him? Biophilic Feb 2025 #27

Why, in the Speaker's chair where he receives commandments from the chosen one. rubbersole Feb 2025 #46

But does he have the tablets? Biophilic Feb 2025 #48

He traded them to ol' Kevin for the golden gavel. rubbersole Feb 2025 #52

Damn, probably true. Thanks for the laugh. Biophilic Feb 2025 #55

Hmm. Haven't thought about it this way. Wingus Dingus Feb 2025 #41

Yep, that's my impression as well PatSeg Feb 2025 #50

That is a scary thought blueseas Feb 2025 #57

My Theory #2 Captain Zero Feb 2025 #65

The problem with your theory is the fact that the those that "worship" the antichrist will NOT be among those raptured. Texin Feb 2025 #69

I predict they plan on turning against the "Antichrist" TexasBushwhacker Feb 2025 #85

You are probably right Figarosmom Feb 2025 #75

It's called the "Scofield Reference Bible" TexasBushwhacker Feb 2025 #84

Wasnt ut proven to be hokum? Figarosmom Feb 2025 #86

It's still what most evangelicals use TexasBushwhacker Feb 2025 #87

Heg's Seth is their G.O.P. Wrathful Agent of Annihilation BoRaGard Feb 2025 #76

Exactly. This is exactly what they believe unweird Feb 2025 #80

As a recovering Southern Baptist misanthrope Feb 2025 #89

I'm also a recovering Southern Baptist susanr516 Feb 2025 #92

Well-spotted Hekate Feb 2025 #93

Yep, there's a passage in the Bible about "having no other Gods/idols before me. brush Feb 2025 #30

First Two of the Ten Comandments IbogaProject Feb 2025 #38

That's it. I stay way clear of that thing. It's unbelievable that sucha thing is being raved about... brush Feb 2025 #44

I almost wish there truly were a God and a Satan in existence. no_hypocrisy Feb 2025 #3

I believe God is a black woman MacKasey Feb 2025 #22

Thank you for the heart! MacKasey Feb 2025 #32

Hope so! people Feb 2025 #66

THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY NORMAL !1! superpatriotman Feb 2025 #4

Is this actual news? It's not parody, right? Right? sakabatou Feb 2025 #5

Yep but hey! He seems to have seen the light!!! underpants Feb 2025 #11

Week four & I'm so fucking sick of this sick fucking fuck. -nt CrispyQ Feb 2025 #15

Best response underpants Feb 2025 #18

Craig; A number one! Norrrm Feb 2025 #24

PERFECT! GiqueCee Feb 2025 #49

Maybe those world leaders said that..... 70sEraVet Feb 2025 #36

Maybe it's a Jewish space laser. He should give Madge a call. Vinca Feb 2025 #43

If he has seen the light, he should go to it. colorado_ufo Feb 2025 #77

It's got to be parody. Got to. CrispyQ Feb 2025 #13

Of course there is C_U_L8R Feb 2025 #6

That cult is so freaking bizarre. Diamond_Dog Feb 2025 #7

Got to AliExpress and search for trump money kerouac2 Feb 2025 #8

Narcissists typically have many pictures of themselves, and fake awards and trophies everywhere Irish_Dem Feb 2025 #9

Not The Onion MustLoveBeagles Feb 2025 #10

In Trump We Trust....... He did not feel that he needed that cheap Bible trick at his inauguration, either. Norrrm Feb 2025 #12

I think it was meant as GOAT too underpants Feb 2025 #16

Now there's a pinata worthy of a big stick! . . . Journeyman Feb 2025 #14

I wanna go back to my own universe...please. MiHale Feb 2025 #17

Is there a word for it when the insanity is OUTSIDE your head? Think. Again. Feb 2025 #19

Outsanity. halobeam Feb 2025 #82

🏆 Think. Again. Feb 2025 #83

I thought Moses (not Moses Johnson) destroyed idols and brought down Ten Commandments Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2025 #21

Truly bizarre underpants Feb 2025 #37

This has me worried... Backseat Driver Feb 2025 #60

This message was self-deleted by its author Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2025 #79

There is no godly, dogly, or satanic power, but idiots will pervert any thing and any tradition Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2025 #81

these are the people Americans think are closer to Christian values than Democrats........ Takket Feb 2025 #23

If there really were a god, he'd throw Mar-a-Lago and all who occupy it into the fires of hell. I seem sinkingfeeling Feb 2025 #28

It's only Sebastian Gorka channeling Aleister Crowley. Kid Berwyn Feb 2025 #31

That poor child. yardwork Feb 2025 #33

Indeed. Kid Berwyn Feb 2025 #35

👍 underpants Feb 2025 #34

Someone doesn't know it's illegal to do that to money. Of course, I suppose it doesn't matter since Vinca Feb 2025 #42

The AG is for sale. underpants Feb 2025 #56

G.O.A.T. GiqueCee Feb 2025 #45

Better not let that goat be alone with tsf. rubbersole Feb 2025 #51

Could not PAY me enough to take that home. Bluethroughu Feb 2025 #53

The scene in "The Ten Commandments" (1956) . . . John1956PA Feb 2025 #54

More Moo Solly Mack Feb 2025 #58

For a second, I thought they meant a live goat. niyad Feb 2025 #59

I think that's the next step underpants Feb 2025 #70

Would not surprise me in the least. niyad Feb 2025 #73

The man is Sick! Sick! Sick! Fla Dem Feb 2025 #61

They really are Bettie Feb 2025 #64

That's fucking creepy FoxNewsSucks Feb 2025 #67

Truly bizarre. liberalla Feb 2025 #68

So where's Moses Figarosmom Feb 2025 #71

Once he is dead Bird Lady Feb 2025 #72

There is not a more perilous or immoral habit of mind than the sanctifying of success. Lord Acton Ping Tung Feb 2025 #74

Hey MAGA, this is why we call you "weird". This is weird as fuck!!! Initech Feb 2025 #78