Ocasio-Crockett '28 (*oops...I messed that up originally)

[Ocelot II]

6. There is no chance in Hell that a woman can be elected president in this country

in the foreseeable future. A depraved, incompetent, corrupt criminal defeated two spectacularly qualified women, conclusively proving the point that American voters will prefer the most mediocre man over the most talented woman, because penis. I hate to say it but we are asking for yet another loss if we nominate anybody but a straight white man in 2028, and probably for many election cycles to come.