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What do you say when the FBI knocks your door? [View all]
| 14 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited | |
| *crickets* | |
3 (21%) |
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| Knock on the inside of the door and say --- "Open up! It's me, Dave!" | |
0 (0%) |
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| Yell through the door: "Go away! Nobody's here" | |
1 (7%) |
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| "OMG! Are you an FIB agent? I've always wanted to meet a real FIB agent!" | |
2 (14%) |
|
| "Where's your fifth, dude? Aren't you supposed to carry a fifth that I can take?" | |
0 (0%) |
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| "You can't fool me: I know that muskrat already fired all the agents" | |
2 (14%) |
|
| "I made the official enemies list? Wow! I feel so honored!" | |
1 (7%) |
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| "Have I won a free trip to Cuba? Guantanamera! Guajira! Guantanamera!" | |
1 (7%) |
|
| "Hey! You really should consider joining our revolutionary party!" | |
0 (0%) |
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| Other | |
4 (29%) |
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| 2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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