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GoneOffShore

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43. Saw the following comment on News Thump - (UK satire site)

Wed Feb 26, 2025, 01:45 PM

Feb 2025

Bought a new Tesla Model SS last week. The auto steer keeps veering to the far right and the sat nav insisted on going via Poland. Does anyone know how to change it?

Someone replied :

it's an easy fix, it's just in Blitzkrieg mode.

Followed by:

No matter what the satnav says, stay out of Stalingrad, in fact, avoid Russia at all costs.

And because there's always a joker:

could be worse. I bought a second hand car from Bonnie Tyler. It keeps turning around, and every now and then it falls apart.

I have yet to see a Wankpanzer aka Incelmino aka Cryptoyota Incelica (thank you regnaD kciN) aka Swastikar here, but the other Swasticar models are available in France.

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Saw my 1st Tesla today [View all] XanaDUer2 Feb 2025 OP

There is at least one in my general neighborhood LetMyPeopleVote Feb 2025 #1

You mean Cybertruck? WarGamer Feb 2025 #2

Idk enuf abt them XanaDUer2 Feb 2025 #5

They are still quite rare in some very rural areas. I almost never see a Tesla in NW Montana. Maru Kitteh Feb 2025 #24

They truly do look like rolling dumpsters SheltieLover Feb 2025 #3

Nazi Wedge design EYESORE 9001 Feb 2025 #12

Just read about that in an automotive magazine. Portions of strips near the front allegorical oracle Feb 2025 #17

Looks like shit you'd throw together in HS shop class with left over stuff.... Bengus81 Feb 2025 #33

I'm assuming you mean the Cryptoyota Incelica... regnaD kciN Feb 2025 #4

Nope literally nvr saw 1 in real life XanaDUer2 Feb 2025 #6

You must men the hideous, stainless steel Cybertruck that rusts, right, as regular Tesla cars have been around for... brush Feb 2025 #9

I'll go with that XanaDUer2 Feb 2025 #10

Swasticar UpInArms Feb 2025 #30

Stealing Cryptoyota Incelica! GoneOffShore Feb 2025 #42

You must have seen a Cybertruck, a/k/a Swastikar, Ocelot II Feb 2025 #7

Ah XanaDUer2 Feb 2025 #8

A fish market failed nitpicked Feb 2025 #11

Are you in Arlington? Nt spooky3 Feb 2025 #28

A while ago racoons were jumping up on one of those cars - apparently they thought it was a garbage bin Stargazer99 Feb 2025 #13

Tesla stock CentralMass Feb 2025 #14

And Still Way Overvalued ProfessorGAC Feb 2025 #15

Lately Traildogbob Feb 2025 #16

A popular thing to do with them is to have them wrapped in various designs. Actually haven't allegorical oracle Feb 2025 #18

Toilet paper perhaps. CentralMass Feb 2025 #21

Two words: Contact Paper. It certainly wouldn't make them look much *worse*. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2025 #22

I saw one yesterday with an opalescent wrap bedazzled Feb 2025 #38

stainless meh. we got black fridge years ago. pansypoo53219 Feb 2025 #39

Don't diss Traildogbob Feb 2025 #40

i am so sick of the stainless look. black matches our tiled kitchen trim. pansypoo53219 Feb 2025 #44

OK Donald! Meh Traildogbob Feb 2025 #45

the stainless look is at least 20 years old.HGTV demands "NEW"! pansypoo53219 Feb 2025 #46

Weird that you've never seen a Tesla before. Where to you live? hardluck Feb 2025 #19

In a SE red state XanaDUer2 Feb 2025 #20

Teslas are all over where I live. Tons of them on the road. Not many Cybertrucks, though... Wounded Bear Feb 2025 #23

I saw a bilious green Cybertruck today TexasBushwhacker Feb 2025 #25

I saw one parked in the parking lot and it stuck out about 3-4 feet past suvs into the lot. Clouds Passing Feb 2025 #26

about 10 years ago I loved the Tesla. SleeplessinSoCal Feb 2025 #27

Are you a hermit? maxsolomon Feb 2025 #29

Yes I'm housebound XanaDUer2 Feb 2025 #35

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The Model S/Y/X/3 are everywhere in the suburbs where I live. Shermann Feb 2025 #32

I saw my first Tesla Truck sometime last year, & yes it is ugly. There's an old saying... Hekate Feb 2025 #34

A short distance from my house (3-4 miles) Grammy23 Feb 2025 #36

I saw one in the parking garage near one of the museums in Atlanta malaise Feb 2025 #37

Looks to me Traildogbob Feb 2025 #41

Saw the following comment on News Thump - (UK satire site) GoneOffShore Feb 2025 #43