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benfranklin1776

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29. Squashed like a rancid pancake by the plummeting stock market?

Fri Mar 7, 2025, 10:15 AM

Mar 2025

Aspirated while snorting RFK’s “special blend” of cod liver oil to protect him from the measles?

Impaled himself on Al Green’s cane?

Hypersonic implosion from Justin Trudeau singing Oh Canada 🇨🇦 in his ear during their phone call?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 2025 OP

Srsly, I look for your post each day,,,, KarenS Mar 2025 #1

Bumper sticker on Rudy's cart: taxi Mar 2025 #2

... SheltieLover Mar 2025 #5

Crushed by a Giuliani-driven Walmart scooter, LOL 🤣 Emile Mar 2025 #3

Same here Auggie Mar 2025 #19

Crushed by the weight of his own lies? SheltieLover Mar 2025 #4

Bwaaaah for Guiliani's Walmart scooter malaise Mar 2025 #6

Hopefully, by tomorrow surfered Mar 2025 #7

You just reminded me of one of my favorite death scenes. iscooterliberally Mar 2025 #8

Another favorite death scene... wcmagumba Mar 2025 #9

No, he's still among the living, the cane Al Green pointed at him wasn't one of those Russian secret agent guns. sop Mar 2025 #10

too bad bdamomma Mar 2025 #28

Wouldn't it be great if Rudy ran him over? AllyCat Mar 2025 #11

With his Walmart handicapped scooter? sop Mar 2025 #12

Yes! Since he no longer has his usual choice of cars. AllyCat Mar 2025 #13

I look forward to your post every morning. TNNurse Mar 2025 #14

Overcome by toxins in a wildfire? NNadir Mar 2025 #15

Not yet but they stopped an assassin's leftyladyfrommo Mar 2025 #16

Again? SheltieLover Mar 2025 #25

I just read it. Must have just happened leftyladyfrommo Mar 2025 #37

Thx. I'll take a look SheltieLover Mar 2025 #38

Musk's heatshield plunges into Mar A Lago Submariner Mar 2025 #17

Right ear this time? Or the left again? GopherGal Mar 2025 #43

Tried eating salad for the first time and expired. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #18

"Rapid, unscheduled disassembly" has to be one of the most ridiculous euphemisms ever made. TheRickles Mar 2025 #20

Choked on his own vitriol? Marthe48 Mar 2025 #21

One day closer. n/t whopis01 Mar 2025 #22

That's as good as it is going to get today, but, tomorrow, hopefully . republianmushroom Mar 2025 #49

I can't wait for the day that I open up my computer to DU and find out that BComplex Mar 2025 #23

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unpened. What have I missed with niyad Mar 2025 #24

Not sure. I've been wondering what's up with the walhell cart reference too SheltieLover Mar 2025 #26

Hope springs eternal! niyad Mar 2025 #30

Yes, it does. SheltieLover Mar 2025 #31

He was photographed riding a mobility scooter in a Walmart. iscooterliberally Mar 2025 #40

That is so utterly bizarre! And not photoshopped.? Okay, the man declared niyad Mar 2025 #45

I'm commenting to let you know this is the 1st post I check each day. Greybnk48 Mar 2025 #27

Squashed like a rancid pancake by the plummeting stock market? benfranklin1776 Mar 2025 #29

He slipped on a banana peel and fell violently on his head. Dave Bowman Mar 2025 #32

Rapid unscheduled disassembly for no apparent reason? Ocelot II Mar 2025 #33

It's Friday morning, do you know where your mind is Beringia Mar 2025 #34

Golf cart rolled over on him Historic NY Mar 2025 #35

That's what he gets for giving Eloon the contract... GopherGal Mar 2025 #44

Yes . He's dead dweller Mar 2025 #36

Windows North Coast Lawyer Mar 2025 #39

Nope not yet. BUT bluestarone Mar 2025 #41

A disease North Shore Chicago Mar 2025 #42

Fell off the beam and broke his neck from his malaise Mar 2025 #46

Thank you for these daily posts, Orrex Trailrider1951 Mar 2025 #47

Not yet, republianmushroom Mar 2025 #48