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jmowreader

(53,111 posts) Fri Mar 7, 2025, 06:55 PM Mar 2025

Just so you know, Trump voodoo dolls exist [View all]

Now, I’m not saying you should buy a Trump voodoo doll and stick pins in it to try to cause Fearless Leader pain. Perish the thought.

I’m saying you should buy seven or eight just to make sure.

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Just so you know, Trump voodoo dolls exist [View all] jmowreader Mar 2025 OP

Sometimes pins just fall by accident on your voodoo doll. Irish_Dem Mar 2025 #1

It might be cathartic, but I was told it required something that belonged to the target attached to be effective... hlthe2b Mar 2025 #2

Yes, a photo will do nicely synni Mar 2025 #8

That's what I've heard, too. We could write to him and ask him for a hair clipping. allegorical oracle Mar 2025 #11

He'll sell it to you for $99.99 LivingInASociety Mar 2025 #40

😹 Meowmee Mar 2025 #3

Alice Roosevelt Longworth, elder daughter of President Theodore Roosevelt, no_hypocrisy Mar 2025 #4

I gather he was a better Justice than he was a Predident - soldierant Mar 2025 #28

He always wanted to be on the Supreme Court. no_hypocrisy Mar 2025 #32

IIRC soldierant Mar 2025 #46

He created National Forest Service duhneece Mar 2025 #45

I agree that's huge. soldierant Mar 2025 #47

When Trump finds out he'll sue for his NIL share of the profits. sop Mar 2025 #5

More like he will DENVERPOPS Mar 2025 #27

Don't you need something belonging to the subject to attach to the doll Ocelot II Mar 2025 #6

Yes, you DO! BigmanPigman Mar 2025 #33

But why didn't it keep him from being re-elected and wreaking havoc? Ocelot II Mar 2025 #34

I think it applies to tRump while he IS the POTUS BigmanPigman Mar 2025 #41

There's also a toilet bowl brush nilram Mar 2025 #7

We have one. Woodwizard Mar 2025 #10

And butt plugs JoseBalow Mar 2025 #16

Hopefully those are "display" rather than "functional" butt plugs jmowreader Mar 2025 #29

I use mine with glee when my toilet is really dirty! kimbutgar Mar 2025 #30

Etsy has them! sheshe2 Mar 2025 #36

I still have mine from 2016. sinkingfeeling Mar 2025 #9

A+ for pin placement. lol allegorical oracle Mar 2025 #12

... SheltieLover Mar 2025 #17

LOL! Seven or Eight, that is funny! AltairIV Mar 2025 #13

... orangecrush Mar 2025 #14

Lol SheltieLover Mar 2025 #18

Well if people have bought them Figarosmom Mar 2025 #15

Neither is hope and prays working, so far, but, tomorrow is another day, just maybe. republianmushroom Mar 2025 #44

LOL... That's more like it! Cha Mar 2025 #19

Etsy has some CloudWatcher Mar 2025 #20

TY CloudWatcher.. Good to know! Cha Mar 2025 #21

Check out Etsy. nolabear Mar 2025 #22

I've thought about that... slightlv Mar 2025 #23

Just stick pins in a Cheeto ... VMA131Marine Mar 2025 #24

I performed a monthly "spell to bind tRump" since 2017 BigmanPigman Mar 2025 #25

I think a Trump punching bag from Amazon would be more helpful SunImp Mar 2025 #26

What I want DENVERPOPS Mar 2025 #31

I bought one of those in 2017 BigmanPigman Mar 2025 #38

I couldn't have that face near me. sinkingfeeling Mar 2025 #39

Cheeto Maninacan Mar 2025 #35

LOL ZDU Mar 2025 #37

Superstition and wishing him harm is ridiculous. Renew Deal Mar 2025 #42

they were around before in the dickhead's 1st go around orleans Mar 2025 #43