This is what I just sent to Elon at [e-mail]

[Chellee]

43. Honestly? I think 0%

First, that kid is a prop. Musk hands him off the second the press isn't watching, which is why he forgets that he's there. Second, he would never get a soy latte. The right is absolutely irrational about soy. They're convinced that it's some kind of leftist plot to emasculate them, rather than the truth, which is that soy milk is creamy deliciousness that makes your latte 100% better. Which is why it's so sad that practically no coffee shops carry it anymore, just oat (meh, fine, whatever) almond (it curdles in hot coffee, why would you want that?) and coconut (it tastes like coconut, blech).

Sorry, I veered off topic because I want a latte. Anyway.... Elon Musk is an ass, but I don't think his children are in danger because I think he has nannies to take them off his hands the second they become even slightly inconvenient to him.