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Borderer

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31. Would being taken by an alligator whilst golfing count as "natural causes"?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Mar 16, 2025, 09:44 PM

Mar 2025

... and thus something that it is OK to hope for? Doing something he loved. Relatively quick. Sustainable burial.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 2025 OP

We can but hope. Celerity Mar 2025 #1

... hlthe2b Mar 2025 #2

Infantile Death Syndrome? William Seger Mar 2025 #3

One Big Mac too many? birdographer Mar 2025 #4

Melania told him she loves him... MiHale Mar 2025 #5

Rabid Doge bite Wicked Blue Mar 2025 #6

3rd time's the charm? SheltieLover Mar 2025 #7

Alas my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 2025 #8

We should start the rumor on some social media site that he died. Just to make people's day. BComplex Mar 2025 #9

No Aviation Pro Mar 2025 #10

Sadly, no... MontanaMama Mar 2025 #11

Poisoned by Musk jr? Pushed down the stairs by jr? 58Sunliner Mar 2025 #12

Attacked by ten thousand squirrels. Chewed beyond recognition. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #13

I was thinking more of dung beetles. surfered Mar 2025 #15

They can have Musk. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #16

Ah. surfered Mar 2025 #17

Excessive use of a carcinogenic bronzer. surfered Mar 2025 #14

Pitchforked by an angry farmer? WestMichRad Mar 2025 #18

Fell off his shoe lifts & out a window? CaptainTruth Mar 2025 #19

Tripped on his tie no_hypocrisy Mar 2025 #20

Girdle too tight? Katcat Mar 2025 #21

No but there are 90 days to his 79th birthday malaise Mar 2025 #22

Can you imagine... The Celebration Roar of Shocked Joy starts wherever the News breaks first then Swiftly Circles the electric_blue68 Mar 2025 #32

It will be...drumroll malaise Mar 2025 #33

Indeed it will! electric_blue68 Mar 2025 #34

One day, hopefully soon, we can answer very strongly YES chicoescuela Mar 2025 #23

Not yet. I'm concerned about a possible undead happening. By this i mean, when he DOES die, could bluestarone Mar 2025 #24

Sink hole at Mar-a-Dumpo? louis-t Mar 2025 #25

This is the #1 question I ask Alexa! Krazy_Kat Mar 2025 #26

Ice mistook him for a Martian because of his orange skin., LW1977 Mar 2025 #27

Not yet, maybe later today or tomorrow. republianmushroom Mar 2025 #28

Plenty of time yet today niyad Mar 2025 #29

Yup republianmushroom Mar 2025 #30

Would being taken by an alligator whilst golfing count as "natural causes"? Borderer Mar 2025 #31