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jmowreader

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66. Yeah, look close.

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 10:03 PM

Dec 2012

He has no children. Huey, Dewey and Louie are his nephews, not his sons.

His romantic affairs don't go any farther than emotionless kisses on the end of the bill. His temper has a LOT to do with this, but it's not the only thing.

He never has any telltale little bumps down there.

And he was born in 1934, when Hollywood was in the throes of the Hays Code--which would have not allowed penis-equipped ducks to walk around without pants.

He's dickless. Sorry to despoil your childhood fantasies.

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Superduck Gay Threat. (I just post em, folks) [View all] graywarrior Dec 2012 OP

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I bet orange sauce is good for the skin Autumn Dec 2012 #21

Well played. nt awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #36

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My male conure and make cockatiel were bonded nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #12

I know for a fact that ducks have a kinky duct tape fetish graywarrior Dec 2012 #4

I miss that duck Autumn Dec 2012 #5

Qwak graywarrior Dec 2012 #8

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Second the bring that duck back nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #13

Could you repeat that? graywarrior Dec 2012 #15

Slowly now nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #16

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... lob1 Dec 2012 #59

yes, a DU institution indeed shireen Dec 2012 #49

"Tape them from orbit... awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #39

just like old times! shireen Dec 2012 #46

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No! AFLAAAAACK! He's been moonlighting in those crazy TV commercials... Surya Gayatri Dec 2012 #50

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Here he is with the competition! csziggy Dec 2012 #67

And the beak? graywarrior Dec 2012 #68

Now, that is FUNNY.....Bwaahaaaa! Surya Gayatri Dec 2012 #70

BRING BACK THE DUCK!!!!! cliffordu Dec 2012 #71

No reptilian overlords? We're lucky. Ducks aren't carnivores. The previous threat was scary. freshwest Dec 2012 #6

Oh that is a classic. nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #14

No, the one after that graywarrior Dec 2012 #19

Well... freshwest Dec 2012 #23

LOL! shireen Dec 2012 #55

The Duck of Death approves of this post. dogknob Dec 2012 #7

The duck I says. nt awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #41

Daffy 2016. L0oniX Dec 2012 #9

This story needs to go viral! Send it to every wingnut you know! freshwest Dec 2012 #11

Ruh roh graywarrior Dec 2012 #17

............... Marrah_G Dec 2012 #18

Could just move the "Duck Crossing" sign. jtuck004 Dec 2012 #22

Why do I sense that this is a marketing scheme by Phil Knight? underpants Dec 2012 #24

Why does that duck have a hat, gloves and a shirt but no UNDERPANTS?! graywarrior Dec 2012 #27

So the yellow stains don't show up Autumn Dec 2012 #28

We call em skivvies graywarrior Dec 2012 #31

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Lohan = duck lips = duck = underpants = Lohan graywarrior Dec 2012 #47

Because he needs no underpants jmowreader Dec 2012 #62

WHAT? graywarrior Dec 2012 #64

Yeah, look close. jmowreader Dec 2012 #66

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Somebody send this to the execs at the SyFy channel! xmas74 Dec 2012 #25

Thread win!! n/t gkhouston Dec 2012 #37

This plot with former 80's child stars= xmas74 Dec 2012 #40

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dukes of hazard mini reunion! xmas74 Dec 2012 #82

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"I don't want my children to compete with ducks... Kalidurga Dec 2012 #29

Her feet are webbed graywarrior Dec 2012 #32

And they published this BS malaise Dec 2012 #30

And I post it! graywarrior Dec 2012 #33

LOL malaise Dec 2012 #77

I, for one, welcome our new gay superduck overlords Politicub Dec 2012 #34

I'd say ducks have already evolved beyond this particular individual. gkhouston Dec 2012 #35

My thought exactly. You beat me to the post by 10 minutes. (n/t) Jim Lane Dec 2012 #48

So much there quakerboy Dec 2012 #42

How do you get down from a duck? chollybocker Dec 2012 #43

Pow! Warp speed! They are gone! graywarrior Dec 2012 #51

C'mon! Nobody has posted this yet???!!!! FreeBC Dec 2012 #44

Shoot them in the face... awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #45

Which one? graywarrior Dec 2012 #58

It's real, I tells ya!!!! Liberalagogo Dec 2012 #53

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Oh my gay stars! Behind the Aegis Dec 2012 #74

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I'm not really worried about the superduck gay threat jmowreader Dec 2012 #65

This message was self-deleted by its author eppur_se_muova Dec 2012 #72

Begin the Gay Duck Aversion Therapy ! eppur_se_muova Dec 2012 #73

"Oh course you know; this means war!" Behind the Aegis Dec 2012 #75

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Oh myyyyy! LibertyLover Dec 2012 #79

This thread is proof that we're all ducking crazy graywarrior Dec 2012 #80