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Denninmi

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10. If elected, how long before he cheats on us with Canada or Mexico or The Bahamas?

Reply to xchrom (Original post)

Sun Jan 22, 2012, 12:22 PM

Jan 2012

I give it six months, and he'll be up in Ottawa on weekends, trying to convene Parliament and set up meetings with the Governor General. Oh, sure, he'll deny it at first, but we'll all know what he's doing.

Cue the Carrie Underwood music and take a clue pill, America:

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