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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

The Madcap

(1,907 posts)
2. No, but he looks worse with every week.
Sun Mar 23, 2025, 09:13 AM
Mar 2025

Hair thinning and getting whiter. Mysterious blotches under the eyes (when not covered by the Orange paste). Bruises on the hand. Wild eyes. Grossly overweight.

The Reaper is drooling in anticipation, apparently.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 2025 OP
Finally stroked out having a baby hissy fit. Blue Full Moon Mar 2025 #1
No, but he looks worse with every week. The Madcap Mar 2025 #2
The Reaper apparently needs a GPS upgrade. niyad Mar 2025 #16
Crushed by plummeting Tesla stock. LOL good one! Emile Mar 2025 #3
No, not yet. Universe, please, we need a bolt of lightening to strike his rotting brain. Joinfortmill Mar 2025 #4
Mike Pence organized a "Stop the Steal, Hang Donald Trump" rally? William Seger Mar 2025 #5
Not "rally". You mean "day of love", methinks GopherGal Mar 2025 #31
No, but after Elon tells ICE Trump's back is covered with Tren de Aragua tats... sop Mar 2025 #6
No people are sure getting angry malaise Mar 2025 #7
This message was self-deleted by its author surfered Mar 2025 #8
Mistakenly offered Kid Rock a Bud Light. surfered Mar 2025 #9
... hlthe2b Mar 2025 #10
Too good malaise Mar 2025 #13
Riding in a Cybertruck that exploded? Diamond_Dog Mar 2025 #11
When struck by Space-X debris? GopherGal Mar 2025 #32
Attacked by angry tesla investors? SheltieLover Mar 2025 #12
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 2025 #14
Fell down the stairs of the Washington Monument. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #15
Ran over by a golf cart in the Villages? William769 Mar 2025 #17
Tripped in the Rose Garden and got impaled by giant thorns Wicked Blue Mar 2025 #18
Sadly, Natasha, aka Malaria, had Jackie's rose garden removed SheltieLover Mar 2025 #20
I thought President and Mrs. Biden had restored it Wicked Blue Mar 2025 #21
I thought they would, but I never saw any articles about it. SheltieLover Mar 2025 #22
The concrete slab will make a bigger Tesla lot for unsold vehicles fargone Mar 2025 #23
Tesla will likely need all the parking spaces they can con out of people SheltieLover Mar 2025 #24
No (sadly) bluestarone Mar 2025 #19
May the cholesterol lining his arteries MontanaMama Mar 2025 #25
No better day than today. C_U_L8R Mar 2025 #26
I love when you post this! Not gonna lie lol.... Dem4life1970 Mar 2025 #27
Truth, he has been dead for some time, republianmushroom Mar 2025 #28
Good people are dropping dead Grim Chieftain Mar 2025 #29
Decapitated by a flying cybertruck panel Blue Owl Mar 2025 #30
One can keep hoping LetMyPeopleVote Mar 2025 #33
yeah... I'm thinking B.See Mar 2025 #34
Bazinga! You win today's thread! SheltieLover Mar 2025 #35
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