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Hekate

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70. I've just called him Li'l Pervy ever since I read about his kids...

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:02 PM

Apr 2025

The shared app that tattles if either father or son looks at porn got all the media attention — but his daughter got the whole Purity Ball, promise ring, promise daddy to save your hymen until daddy walks you down the aisle to be deflowered by the man of his choice treatment.

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When you look at Mike Johnson, what animal do you see? [View all] Onthefly Apr 2025 OP

Boneless chicken? ret5hd Apr 2025 #1

Good image. Any McNuggets? Onthefly Apr 2025 #6

Red Fox, the most deceptive animal besides humans. He's an outright fraud as a human being. TheBlackAdder Apr 2025 #116

A Weasel Chasstev365 Apr 2025 #2

Yes, I see it. Onthefly Apr 2025 #4

A weasel determined to eat the other boneless chickens in his party. jls4561 Apr 2025 #8

The party of Goo! Onthefly Apr 2025 #13

My first impression too. Liberal In Texas Apr 2025 #117

A dung beetle so happy to bring a big ball of poop home for dinner. GreenWave Apr 2025 #3

Perfect!! Onthefly Apr 2025 #7

MJ vishnura Apr 2025 #5

I do agree with the resemblance. Onthefly Apr 2025 #9

The white hooded numbnutted fuckwit...nt GReedDiamond Apr 2025 #10

Yes. He thinks it is a secret disguise. Onthefly Apr 2025 #11

Mike Johnson is... gohuskies Apr 2025 #12

Slithering around with smile! Onthefly Apr 2025 #14

That would explain why he has no backbone Clash City Rocker Apr 2025 #102

weezel 100% sorry to the weezels Nimble_Idea Apr 2025 #15

Accurate! Onthefly Apr 2025 #20

Pet rock NewHendoLib Apr 2025 #16

Everyone's pet. Onthefly Apr 2025 #24

A dung beetle PikaBlue Apr 2025 #17

He is laborious at his task, Onthefly Apr 2025 #25

To me he looks like a deranged Muppet. Dulcinea Apr 2025 #18

Yes. I like muppets. Dork is correct. Onthefly Apr 2025 #27

I've always thought Kermit the Frog. BigmanPigman Apr 2025 #52

My photo of Kermit (actual puppet from the Muppets) Onthefly Apr 2025 #123

Throw on a pair of glasses and it's his twin. BigmanPigman Apr 2025 #124

Oh, yes! Twins without a doubt. Onthefly Apr 2025 #133

Tarsier mr715 Apr 2025 #19

Cute animal but accurate likeness. Onthefly Apr 2025 #28

A sloth WestMichRad Apr 2025 #21

Yes. Sloths only poop once a month. Onthefly Apr 2025 #29

Gollum Bluestocking Apr 2025 #22

There is a resemblance. Onthefly Apr 2025 #32

A vole. sinkingfeeling Apr 2025 #23

What the cat brings as a gift. Onthefly Apr 2025 #34

First image coming to mind: a shifty-eyed weasel. Polly Hennessey Apr 2025 #26

Shifty! How does the optometrist complete an exam? Onthefly Apr 2025 #35

Shift right. Shift left. Shift up (wait, what). Shift down (what, wait). Polly Hennessey Apr 2025 #83

A rat gademocrat7 Apr 2025 #30

One of those city sewer types. Onthefly Apr 2025 #36

Louisiana Crawfish... strongermessage Apr 2025 #31

Yes! Let's make gumbo. Onthefly Apr 2025 #38

Yes! RainCaster Apr 2025 #62

A RAT bob4460 Apr 2025 #33

Rat-faced creature of the night. Onthefly Apr 2025 #40

Going with rat too blubunyip Apr 2025 #132

Does BigMin28 Apr 2025 #37

Squids do count. Slimy. Actual squids are smart. Onthefly Apr 2025 #42

I just thumbed through the Assholes from A to Z encyclopedia and he looks very much like a cross between the MLAA Apr 2025 #39

Where can I get that book? Onthefly Apr 2025 #44

On the Republican National Committee Website MLAA Apr 2025 #48

So true! Onthefly Apr 2025 #64

An invertebrate. brush Apr 2025 #41

Less spine than an amoeba. Onthefly Apr 2025 #46

Check. brush Apr 2025 #51

Pepe Le Pew newdeal2 Apr 2025 #43

Pepe is cute but there is a pew component to the creature. Onthefly Apr 2025 #49

RAT fink AKwannabe Apr 2025 #45

Scurrying in light of darkness. Onthefly Apr 2025 #50

A rat Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2025 #47

A muroid rodent! Onthefly Apr 2025 #54

The Pardoner. Chaucer cachukis Apr 2025 #53

So interesting! He is a swindler who offers indulgences. Onthefly Apr 2025 #57

The purity factor. The Pardoner has no balls. cachukis Apr 2025 #71

Yes a RAT,.... magicarpet Apr 2025 #55

Mole rat living in the sanctimonious cave. Onthefly Apr 2025 #58

I see a Flying Monkey. Emile Apr 2025 #56

Run Toto, run! Onthefly Apr 2025 #59

Chipmunk comes to mind. OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2025 #60

Twitchy and scurrying from nut to nut. Onthefly Apr 2025 #74

Species does not matter Traildogbob Apr 2025 #61

Freeway frisbees! Onthefly Apr 2025 #75

stink bug stillcool Apr 2025 #63

Our dog ate them. Onthefly Apr 2025 #77

Geoduck C_U_L8R Apr 2025 #65

Interesting image. My sister digs for them in the Peugeot Sound. Onthefly Apr 2025 #79

Not even a mammal for me... FarPoint Apr 2025 #66

Bugs are appropriate. Onthefly Apr 2025 #80

a whipped puppy Sanity Claws Apr 2025 #67

A truism, indeed. Onthefly Apr 2025 #81

Possum kacekwl Apr 2025 #68

Rolls over and plays dead. Then winks at you. Onthefly Apr 2025 #82

Physarum polycephalum is a slime mold animal Submariner Apr 2025 #69

Sounds like an awesome animal to research. Onthefly Apr 2025 #84

I've just called him Li'l Pervy ever since I read about his kids... Hekate Apr 2025 #70

Creepy Mike. Crispian values. Onthefly Apr 2025 #86

Lemming-- viva la Apr 2025 #72

Leader of the pack of rats. Onthefly Apr 2025 #87

Human. WhiskeyGrinder Apr 2025 #73

An accurate description of some sort of being Onthefly Apr 2025 #88

A near-sighted opossum. dchill Apr 2025 #76

The oppossum put on quite a spectacle! Onthefly Apr 2025 #89

Opossum on the spectrum? dchill Apr 2025 #98

A pussy! Resistance1 Apr 2025 #78

A skunk is a pussy of the woods. Onthefly Apr 2025 #92

Please try to not degrade women by using that term Clouds Passing Apr 2025 #93

Cockroach CTyankee Apr 2025 #85

Call Tom Delay. He owned a pest control company. Onthefly Apr 2025 #94

A cherub faced pedo Clouds Passing Apr 2025 #90

Characteristics match your succinct description. Onthefly Apr 2025 #95

Prince John. nt Raine1967 Apr 2025 #91

There is a likeness to the young prince. Onthefly Apr 2025 #96

Snake Norrrm Apr 2025 #97

Not a cobra but an asp. Onthefly Apr 2025 #119

A monkey Attilatheblond Apr 2025 #99

Another great image! Onthefly Apr 2025 #118

I just see animal feces. NoMoreRepugs Apr 2025 #100

Scatological art is a genre. Onthefly Apr 2025 #120

Lemmiwinks JoseBalow Apr 2025 #101

South Park as high arse! Onthefly Apr 2025 #121

Semen bubble Nigrum Cattus Apr 2025 #103

A plant, not an animal. Perhaps a dead flower? Wonder Why Apr 2025 #104

Kid toucher. nt Hotler Apr 2025 #105

I really See... utahguy925 Apr 2025 #106

A hyena. haele Apr 2025 #107

What animal spends its life on it's knees? RainCaster Apr 2025 #108

a lamprey eel DBoon Apr 2025 #109

Holy Hamster rickyhall Apr 2025 #110

None because I don't want to insult an animal 😁 Meowmee Apr 2025 #111

Shitweasel FoxNewsSucks Apr 2025 #112

Ring-Tailed Lemur Kid Berwyn Apr 2025 #113

I don't. I see somebody who puts a used car salesman to shame. valleyrogue Apr 2025 #114

A gopher Mz Pip Apr 2025 #115

A Pushmi pullu Marthe48 Apr 2025 #122

A timid little mouse. n/t Greybnk48 Apr 2025 #125

A two-eyed trousersnake. marble falls Apr 2025 #126

The weasel atreides1 Apr 2025 #127

I see a ferret. No offense intended toward ferrets. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2025 #128

Slime Eel CanonRay Apr 2025 #129

A maggot. Vinca Apr 2025 #130

I refuse to insult animals by comparing jonson to them. mwmisses4289 Apr 2025 #131