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Ocelot II

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1. You might have trouble getting access to the grave,
Tue Apr 15, 2025, 08:57 AM
Apr 2025

assuming there is one and the GOP hasn't had him mummified and installed in a glass case in the Capitol rotunda, a la Lenin. However, what you might be able to do is obtain small amounts of soil from the grave itself or from the surrounding area. You could sell these pinches of soil, rather like (un)holy relics, and people could defile them as they pleased, in the privacy of their homes or in public celebrations.

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You might have trouble getting access to the grave, Ocelot II Apr 2025 #1
I'm hoping I'll still have a servicable throwing arm. n/t Harker Apr 2025 #9
We're early in the planning process and receptive to ideas, although we're hoping that day comes soon. surfered Apr 2025 #2
Hmm...Santiago de COMPOSTela. yorkster Apr 2025 #3
Nice one surfered Apr 2025 #24
They're gonna line up around the block! Kid Berwyn Apr 2025 #4
Will do surfered Apr 2025 #25
Thanks! I can see tourists flocking in from all over the globe. Kid Berwyn Apr 2025 #68
It's win win. We're gonna make a fortune and it's a worthy cause surfered Apr 2025 #72
Thank you for this. Laughed out loud. Joinfortmill Apr 2025 #5
Glad to help. Without humor we would go insane. surfered Apr 2025 #26
You could also set up a stand or a truck to sell beer and other beverages Ocelot II Apr 2025 #6
Indeed! Fritz Walter Apr 2025 #22
We'll add that idea to our Prospectus surfered Apr 2025 #27
Just be careful not to add a laxative tavernier Apr 2025 #91
Think of the explosive growth in tell-all books, once Turnip isn't around to sue the authors and publishers. eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #7
*Perhaps for the same reason we "dial" telephone numbers..... lastlib Apr 2025 #8
You might be surprised ... eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #12
Oh, that little green one is cute! However I'm very happy with my 🥰 smarthone! electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #83
Yesterday I thought of "movies" and "motion pictures" in the same vein. Harker Apr 2025 #11
Decades after typesetting went completely digital EverHopeful Apr 2025 #16
A lot of hand typesetters didn't use lead either jmowreader Apr 2025 #34
Fans of trivia rejoice. nt eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #75
Wow. I had (metal) typography class in Art College. I think 35 point was the heaviest wood tray I could carry.... electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #85
We respect the privacy rights of our patrons, but will make exceptions for Marco and Lindsey surfered Apr 2025 #28
Reminds me of an old army joke. Asked if he was going to pee on Sarge's grave after he died, the Martin68 Apr 2025 #10
For me, the one where the man who has agreed to pour a bottle of whiskey over his friend's grave... Harker Apr 2025 #13
Yes! "No, sir, after leaving the Army, I don't ever want to stand in line again." FailureToCommunicate Apr 2025 #14
Me too surfered Apr 2025 #29
Ha surfered Apr 2025 #21
How do you plan to accommodate women? scarletlib Apr 2025 #15
The same design as Shakespeare's Globe Theater, which set the standard... surfered Apr 2025 #23
There are actually items on the market for that, mostly sold to campers niyad Apr 2025 #41
as a hiker markie Apr 2025 #66
You could also make and sell T-shirts and bumper stickers Wicked Blue Apr 2025 #17
We already thought of that. Trump would appreciate the merchandising idea. surfered Apr 2025 #30
This......IS THE BEST THREAD TODAY!!!!!!! SheilaAnn Apr 2025 #18
Thanks. We geezers still have our moments surfered Apr 2025 #31
Trump has pissed on the graves of every soldier who defended our Constitution. CaptainTruth Apr 2025 #19
This is why Rush Limbaugh is buried in a private cemetery 😂 cstanleytech Apr 2025 #20
We've been trying to find it surfered Apr 2025 #32
Handy grave finding site Dixiegrrrl Apr 2025 #48
We will save this link surfered Apr 2025 #55
Might not help because as I said it's a private cemetery. cstanleytech Apr 2025 #62
I know I would. Whenever I think things are going bad, surfered Apr 2025 #73
Did I rejoice on that day esp bc.... electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #87
😄 👍 electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #86
Oh! Well, that makes sense. Blargh Forever on that bastard! electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #84
His kids will bury him on a golf course. rzemanfl Apr 2025 #33
and want a fees for a "visit" n/t Yonnie3 Apr 2025 #43
We may have to include a round of golf in the tour surfered Apr 2025 #54
You wouldn't be the first to think of it. Look at these two ex presidents' graves: JohnnyRingo Apr 2025 #35
Oh come on. You know that won't happen. jmowreader Apr 2025 #36
Some how, some way, you've got to fit.... reACTIONary Apr 2025 #37
We will accept crypto surfered Apr 2025 #53
I wish the same...but, Yup his grave will be very secure. Maybe designate a spot for said action PortTack Apr 2025 #38
while he lives, E. Normus Apr 2025 #39
Being among the griftiest families in history... Ol Janx Spirit Apr 2025 #40
Your last line reminded me of the punchline to a very old (even older than I am) niyad Apr 2025 #44
I am old, but not familiar with that joke surfered Apr 2025 #51
A somewhat abbreviated version: niyad Apr 2025 #70
A good one....thanks surfered Apr 2025 #71
you are most welcome. niyad Apr 2025 #74
Heh! 😄 electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #88
😁 surfered Apr 2025 #52
I had earlier considered a dog-walking service moniss Apr 2025 #42
We'll have to charge extra for your dog, but they are welcome surfered Apr 2025 #50
Can we empty cat litter boxes there, too? Ocelot II Apr 2025 #61
They should have a film running on continuous loop over his grave... Orange Buffoon Apr 2025 #45
Pee tapes available for a modest surcharge Yonnie3 Apr 2025 #46
A photograph of your visit is included with the tour. surfered Apr 2025 #49
Let me be the first on that bus, with a gallon of coffee. republianmushroom Apr 2025 #47
We will provide a beverage service surfered Apr 2025 #56
Excellent! Bo Zarts Apr 2025 #58
Sign me up for the pilgrimage! Bo Zarts Apr 2025 #57
Love it. 😀 malaise Apr 2025 #59
Remember to wash your hands LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #60
Wish I had this photo for the original post surfered Apr 2025 #64
Go ahead and copy and paste it for your OP LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #65
Thanks surfered Apr 2025 #69
I just hope he is buried at sea like Osama Bin Laden. LudwigPastorius Apr 2025 #63
Or a wood chipper, like Musk (N-ZA). nt eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #76
I thought they'd bury him at sea, where no one could find his grave. NO grave no martyrdom. Ford_Prefect Apr 2025 #67
Make an enclosure around it so we can take dumps on it too Mr.WeRP Apr 2025 #77
Bookmarked for future enjoyment and daily morale boost. love_katz Apr 2025 #78
We're just here to help surfered Apr 2025 #98
Wet the Bedminster Blue Owl Apr 2025 #79
The Osama Bin Laden helicopter trip out over the ocean seems appropriate. Aussie105 Apr 2025 #80
That would not match our business model. No grave to pee on, no tour business. surfered Apr 2025 #97
If I were wealthy... and hated by many WarGamer Apr 2025 #81
Can't afford to make the trip just to pee. I have an alternate idea--- Jack Valentino Apr 2025 #82
"I just want to say one word to you, Ben: Beerconcession." nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2025 #89
We will have a beverage service surfered Apr 2025 #96
Reminds me of this Hitler protest song, "When That Man Is Dead And Gone" by Irving Berlin: HeartsCanHope Apr 2025 #90
Oh boy! Do I EVER like this one! calimary Apr 2025 #93
Can't come soon enough! HeartsCanHope Apr 2025 #94
I hope he goes away soon. mwb970 Apr 2025 #92
I want the beer concession! 11 Bravo Apr 2025 #95
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