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18. This......IS THE BEST THREAD TODAY!!!!!!!

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When he is finally dead, we see a business opportunity. [View all] surfered Apr 2025 OP

You might have trouble getting access to the grave, Ocelot II Apr 2025 #1

I'm hoping I'll still have a servicable throwing arm. n/t Harker Apr 2025 #9

We're early in the planning process and receptive to ideas, although we're hoping that day comes soon. surfered Apr 2025 #2

Hmm...Santiago de COMPOSTela. yorkster Apr 2025 #3

Nice one surfered Apr 2025 #24

They're gonna line up around the block! Kid Berwyn Apr 2025 #4

Will do surfered Apr 2025 #25

Thanks! I can see tourists flocking in from all over the globe. Kid Berwyn Apr 2025 #68

It's win win. We're gonna make a fortune and it's a worthy cause surfered Apr 2025 #72

Thank you for this. Laughed out loud. Joinfortmill Apr 2025 #5

Glad to help. Without humor we would go insane. surfered Apr 2025 #26

You could also set up a stand or a truck to sell beer and other beverages Ocelot II Apr 2025 #6

Indeed! Fritz Walter Apr 2025 #22

We'll add that idea to our Prospectus surfered Apr 2025 #27

Just be careful not to add a laxative tavernier Apr 2025 #91

Think of the explosive growth in tell-all books, once Turnip isn't around to sue the authors and publishers. eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #7

*Perhaps for the same reason we "dial" telephone numbers..... lastlib Apr 2025 #8

You might be surprised ... eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #12

Oh, that little green one is cute! However I'm very happy with my 🥰 smarthone! electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #83

Yesterday I thought of "movies" and "motion pictures" in the same vein. Harker Apr 2025 #11

Decades after typesetting went completely digital EverHopeful Apr 2025 #16

A lot of hand typesetters didn't use lead either jmowreader Apr 2025 #34

Fans of trivia rejoice. nt eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #75

Wow. I had (metal) typography class in Art College. I think 35 point was the heaviest wood tray I could carry.... electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #85

We respect the privacy rights of our patrons, but will make exceptions for Marco and Lindsey surfered Apr 2025 #28

Reminds me of an old army joke. Asked if he was going to pee on Sarge's grave after he died, the Martin68 Apr 2025 #10

For me, the one where the man who has agreed to pour a bottle of whiskey over his friend's grave... Harker Apr 2025 #13

Yes! "No, sir, after leaving the Army, I don't ever want to stand in line again." FailureToCommunicate Apr 2025 #14

Me too surfered Apr 2025 #29

Ha surfered Apr 2025 #21

How do you plan to accommodate women? scarletlib Apr 2025 #15

The same design as Shakespeare's Globe Theater, which set the standard... surfered Apr 2025 #23

There are actually items on the market for that, mostly sold to campers niyad Apr 2025 #41

as a hiker markie Apr 2025 #66

You could also make and sell T-shirts and bumper stickers Wicked Blue Apr 2025 #17

We already thought of that. Trump would appreciate the merchandising idea. surfered Apr 2025 #30

This......IS THE BEST THREAD TODAY!!!!!!! SheilaAnn Apr 2025 #18

Thanks. We geezers still have our moments surfered Apr 2025 #31

Trump has pissed on the graves of every soldier who defended our Constitution. CaptainTruth Apr 2025 #19

This is why Rush Limbaugh is buried in a private cemetery 😂 cstanleytech Apr 2025 #20

We've been trying to find it surfered Apr 2025 #32

Handy grave finding site Dixiegrrrl Apr 2025 #48

We will save this link surfered Apr 2025 #55

Might not help because as I said it's a private cemetery. cstanleytech Apr 2025 #62

I know I would. Whenever I think things are going bad, surfered Apr 2025 #73

Did I rejoice on that day esp bc.... electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #87

😄 👍 electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #86

Oh! Well, that makes sense. Blargh Forever on that bastard! electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #84

His kids will bury him on a golf course. rzemanfl Apr 2025 #33

and want a fees for a "visit" n/t Yonnie3 Apr 2025 #43

We may have to include a round of golf in the tour surfered Apr 2025 #54

You wouldn't be the first to think of it. Look at these two ex presidents' graves: JohnnyRingo Apr 2025 #35

Oh come on. You know that won't happen. jmowreader Apr 2025 #36

Some how, some way, you've got to fit.... reACTIONary Apr 2025 #37

We will accept crypto surfered Apr 2025 #53

I wish the same...but, Yup his grave will be very secure. Maybe designate a spot for said action PortTack Apr 2025 #38

while he lives, E. Normus Apr 2025 #39

Being among the griftiest families in history... Ol Janx Spirit Apr 2025 #40

Your last line reminded me of the punchline to a very old (even older than I am) niyad Apr 2025 #44

I am old, but not familiar with that joke surfered Apr 2025 #51

A somewhat abbreviated version: niyad Apr 2025 #70

A good one....thanks surfered Apr 2025 #71

you are most welcome. niyad Apr 2025 #74

Heh! 😄 electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #88

😁 surfered Apr 2025 #52

I had earlier considered a dog-walking service moniss Apr 2025 #42

We'll have to charge extra for your dog, but they are welcome surfered Apr 2025 #50

Can we empty cat litter boxes there, too? Ocelot II Apr 2025 #61

They should have a film running on continuous loop over his grave... Orange Buffoon Apr 2025 #45

Pee tapes available for a modest surcharge Yonnie3 Apr 2025 #46

A photograph of your visit is included with the tour. surfered Apr 2025 #49

Let me be the first on that bus, with a gallon of coffee. republianmushroom Apr 2025 #47

We will provide a beverage service surfered Apr 2025 #56

Excellent! Bo Zarts Apr 2025 #58

Sign me up for the pilgrimage! Bo Zarts Apr 2025 #57

Love it. 😀 malaise Apr 2025 #59

Remember to wash your hands LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #60

Wish I had this photo for the original post surfered Apr 2025 #64

Go ahead and copy and paste it for your OP LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #65

Thanks surfered Apr 2025 #69

I just hope he is buried at sea like Osama Bin Laden. LudwigPastorius Apr 2025 #63

Or a wood chipper, like Musk (N-ZA). nt eppur_se_muova Apr 2025 #76

I thought they'd bury him at sea, where no one could find his grave. NO grave no martyrdom. Ford_Prefect Apr 2025 #67

Make an enclosure around it so we can take dumps on it too Mr.WeRP Apr 2025 #77

Bookmarked for future enjoyment and daily morale boost. love_katz Apr 2025 #78

We're just here to help surfered Apr 2025 #98

Wet the Bedminster Blue Owl Apr 2025 #79

The Osama Bin Laden helicopter trip out over the ocean seems appropriate. Aussie105 Apr 2025 #80

That would not match our business model. No grave to pee on, no tour business. surfered Apr 2025 #97

If I were wealthy... and hated by many WarGamer Apr 2025 #81

Can't afford to make the trip just to pee. I have an alternate idea--- Jack Valentino Apr 2025 #82

"I just want to say one word to you, Ben: Beerconcession." nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2025 #89

We will have a beverage service surfered Apr 2025 #96

Reminds me of this Hitler protest song, "When That Man Is Dead And Gone" by Irving Berlin: HeartsCanHope Apr 2025 #90

Oh boy! Do I EVER like this one! calimary Apr 2025 #93

Can't come soon enough! HeartsCanHope Apr 2025 #94

I hope he goes away soon. mwb970 Apr 2025 #92

I want the beer concession! 11 Bravo Apr 2025 #95