Hey Media - What else was in Christy Noem's Purse?

[Maru Kitteh]

18. It feels like they need an excuse for something yet to come, becoming public.

So they can be like, “oh my, they must have hacked poor Kristi’s phone” and not blame the drunk guy who invites all the guys from the bar at the Country Club onto his signal chat. He’s going to end up gone either way, but these people . . . .

It’s admittedly a complete lack of imagination on my part, but I can’t think of any other reason why. Her purse actually being lifted seems like the less likely scenario to me. That broad floats with a batillion of security.

ETA: So there’s a video. Great. I just can’t with these people any more. Literally, unbelievable.