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Orrex

(65,144 posts) Fri Apr 25, 2025, 06:54 AM Apr 25

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Fatal bout of salmonella in the wake rolled back safety limits?

Frozen to death in dubious geoengineering project to reflect sunlight?

Keeled over at the thought of spending 2.5 hours at a funeral where no one will even tell him how special he is?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 25 OP

Jinpinged into oblivion True Dough Apr 25 #1

At his autopsy... C_U_L8R Apr 25 #2

Thank you for that link. niyad Apr 25 #9

#3 cracked me up. surfered Apr 25 #3

Sadly, no. Joinfortmill Apr 25 #4

Put Hegseth in charge of refueling air force one. twodogsbarking Apr 25 #5

Pope corpse grabs his neck and squeezes until his head pops off like a Champagne cork. twodogsbarking Apr 25 #6

Spontaneous combustion? NoSheep Apr 25 #7

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 25 #8

Struck dead by lightening at the pope's funeral? Lost in the Bermuda Triangle? 58Sunliner Apr 25 #10

Sadly, not yet, but the day is young & hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Apr 25 #11

Tripped at Pope's funeral procession trying to get in front of the cameras dreamland Apr 25 #12

... hlthe2b Apr 25 #13

No but I'm hoping he thinks malaise Apr 25 #14

Thrown under the bus... Harker Apr 25 #15

Not yet, but, the day is not over. republianmushroom Apr 25 #16

Almost. ICE arrested him, thinking he was bluestarone Apr 25 #17

Maybe if we start selling "Obama 2028" hats - TBF Apr 25 #18

Crushed by a hastily-installed 100-ft. flagpole on the White House lawn Blue Owl Apr 25 #19