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Orrex

(66,818 posts) Wed Apr 30, 2025, 05:59 AM Apr 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Piously murdered by the conclave?

Died of holy water poisoning when he drank it to show that he's the best Catholic?

Silicosis that he got after gutting NIOSH?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 2025 OP

Some day, we'll have to stop meeting this way EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author surfered Apr 2025 #2

all I know is that he's got a terminal case of stupidity and one of these days... LymphocyteLover Apr 2025 #3

It's up to Batman to save us surfered Apr 2025 #4

Ate 100 McNuggets to celebrate 100 days SocialDemocrat61 Apr 2025 #5

No malaise Apr 2025 #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. ONE present, Universe! niyad Apr 2025 #7

All it took C_U_L8R Apr 2025 #8

Death by boredom at the pope's funeral! lark Apr 2025 #9

Compounded by sleep apnea during his funeral nap. Sky Jewels Apr 2025 #23

Unfortunately not, but his plans Gordcanuck Apr 2025 #10

Heart attack after a vision of Claretta Petacci's body hanging in the Pizzale Loreto... NNadir Apr 2025 #11

80 years ago Monday. .hmmmm niyad Apr 2025 #17

They say history repeats more or less. NNadir Apr 2025 #19

He wished the Pope's funeral was all about him. Martin Eden Apr 2025 #12

There is always hope for the future LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #13

No, and WHY THE BLOODY HELL NOT??!? Ocelot II Apr 2025 #14

McDonalds get the red out Apr 2025 #15

Not yet, but it's still early... SheltieLover Apr 2025 #16

Not yet, but one day closer. CaptainTruth Apr 2025 #18

... hlthe2b Apr 2025 #20

Holy crap! pandr32 Apr 2025 #29

😄 electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #34

I wouldn't be surprised if holy water boils in his presence IronLionZion Apr 2025 #21

Beheaded -- French Revolution style Blue Owl Apr 2025 #22

Smothered when the Pope hat he was trying on Sky Jewels Apr 2025 #24

Bwaaaaah malaise Apr 2025 #33

Methane explosion from overfilled diaper near lit candle at Pope's funeral Wicked Blue Apr 2025 #25

Not yet, damn, but he is starting to look like, maybe soon. republianmushroom Apr 2025 #26

The rats are licking their lips moondust Apr 2025 #27

Had two bowls of ice cream when everyone else only got one too many times. FSogol Apr 2025 #28

My personal fave dlilafae Apr 2025 #30

Quicksand.... the "quicker," the better and hlthe2b Apr 2025 #32

As I had pondered, and posted; one of the sandtraps he walks into IS Qucksand! electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #35

He's way past dying. I'm pretty sure the main reason is the DEVIL found out that our supreme court gave him bluestarone Apr 2025 #31

😱😱😱 😭 electric_blue68 Apr 2025 #36