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Orrex

(67,431 posts) Tue May 6, 2025, 06:58 AM May 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Haunted to death by the ghost of Walter Cronkite?

Stroked out during hallucinated visit by his dementia-addled father?

Cerebral event while trying to deport Alcatraz because he thought it sounds like Arabic?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 2025 OP

Swept out to sea C_U_L8R May 2025 #1

Died of septic shock Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2025 #2

In a bizarre and ironic incident, the President, while playing golf, was pecked to death by a conclave of cardinals surfered May 2025 #3

that should get you an award. N/T Conjuay May 2025 #8

🙏 surfered May 2025 #10

Duzy! 🏆🥇🥂🍾💫 littlemissmartypants May 2025 #13

Excellent! SheltieLover May 2025 #14

Hahahaha Joinfortmill May 2025 #18

Bwaaaaah malaise May 2025 #22

Birds Aren't Real IronLionZion May 2025 #27

That's bdamomma May 2025 #36

Died of... 2naSalit May 2025 #4

Every Day brings "it" one day closer Botany May 2025 #5

You win gordianot May 2025 #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 2025 #7

Sometimes I worry that he'll live forever Vogon_Glory May 2025 #9

I have a similar fear LymphocyteLover May 2025 #11

No, but this professioal psychic does a health reading daily in anticipation of the celebration SheltieLover May 2025 #12

Bwaaaaah malaise May 2025 #20

I'm serious & she is very thorough! SheltieLover May 2025 #23

that was pretty good bdamomma May 2025 #37

She is very good, imo. SheltieLover May 2025 #40

Today's triplet appears to be all in his head. Tetrachloride May 2025 #15

No! goddamn it. Joinfortmill May 2025 #16

Killed by straffing by a Danish fighter jet while storming the beaches of Greenland? NNadir May 2025 #17

No but there are 39 days to the 79 trombones parade malaise May 2025 #19

That's really encouraging, Malaise!!! SheltieLover May 2025 #24

Nice. N/t NNadir May 2025 #30

But his father lived until 93 and his mother 88. Self Esteem May 2025 #32

Killjoy SheltieLover May 2025 #41

one can bdamomma May 2025 #38

... hlthe2b May 2025 #21

The bigger they are, the harder they fall... SheltieLover May 2025 #43

That's what Melanomia thought too when she said dreamland May 2025 #25

One of the 3/4 of total US population who dies of Fentanyl each year IronLionZion May 2025 #26

My son is one of those... Clouds Passing May 2025 #33

Sorry for your loss IronLionZion May 2025 #34

So sorry, Clouds... SheltieLover May 2025 #42

The internet will be overloaded when he does. twodogsbarking May 2025 #28

Hang in there. JohnnyRingo May 2025 #29

Dammit the thing still lives Saoirse9 May 2025 #31

No dancing in the streets, republianmushroom May 2025 #35

Hear bdamomma May 2025 #39

Killed with kindness by the new Canadian PM? LudwigPastorius May 2025 #44