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1. Swept out to sea

Tue May 6, 2025, 07:08 AM

May 2025

Went for a site visit to his latest acquisition, Alcatraz. While strutting about the grounds, he slipped on a patch of kelp and plopped right into the bay. The secret service and his attendants looked at each other and shrugged as the whining flailing orange buoy swept out to sea. It's thought that a Great White tried to make a snack of him somewhere past the Golden Gate, but spat him back out because he tasted so rotten.

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