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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

malaise

(298,077 posts)
7. No but someone sent me this last night 😀😂😀
Wed Jun 18, 2025, 08:55 AM
Jun 2025

A WH aide told Donvict that she had this dream about a parade for him.
Was it yuge?" Trump asked, visibly interested.
"Oh, yes," said the aide, "there were millions of cheering people turning out to celebrate all along the streets."
"Was it tremendous? Trump asked, visibly excited.
"Oh, yes," the aide replied; "You were in a huge carriage, flanked by all the members of your family and cabinet. They were also very proud and happy, particularly your wife."

Trembling with excitement and rubbing his little orange hands together, Trump questions the aide: "And tell me, was I looking good?"
The aide replies: "I didn't know, sir. The casket was closed."
😀😀😀

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 2025 OP
Does Trump have any allergies? sop Jun 2025 #1
Yes! Actual work. ethics. honesty. compassion. brains. honour. decency. niyad Jun 2025 #18
Taken out by the Joint Chiefs of Staff to prevent WW III surfered Jun 2025 #2
Spontaneously combusted leaving only a foul stench behind Blue Owl Jun 2025 #3
Stumbled rushing to avoid President Zelenskyy at G7. SheltieLover Jun 2025 #4
His Tesla turns into Christine with the radio blaring. twodogsbarking Jun 2025 #5
Blaring "Fortunate Son" I hope GopherGal Jun 2025 #28
I wouldn't complain one iota if the Wicked Witch from the North........ wolfie001 Jun 2025 #6
What a grotesque individual. SheltieLover Jun 2025 #9
I hope no one's morning coffee is ruined by that image wolfie001 Jun 2025 #10
I cannot imagine anyone doing that to themselves or thinking it looks attractive SheltieLover Jun 2025 #13
It's a warning label wolfie001 Jun 2025 #14
Agreed! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #15
It's the MAGA Lisa... Hugin Jun 2025 #19
Just stole that one! wolfie001 Jun 2025 #31
Please do not insult practicing witches that way. She has nothing to niyad Jun 2025 #30
You're so right! I love witches! wolfie001 Jun 2025 #32
No but someone sent me this last night 😀😂😀 malaise Jun 2025 #7
Wahaha! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #8
You have the best monikers for the bloated felon! Love 'em! wolfie001 Jun 2025 #12
Stole all of them from DUers malaise Jun 2025 #16
Thievery for the Greater Good! wolfie001 Jun 2025 #33
Taken Out by a Radiation-Enriched Giant Iranian Gecko? hlthe2b Jun 2025 #11
I've seen that film! Orrex Jun 2025 #22
LOL hlthe2b Jun 2025 #26
They do scream! Blue Full Moon Jun 2025 #25
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 2025 #17
Sneezed on by Kristi Noem? Swede Jun 2025 #20
Another day older, and closer to dead. Joinfortmill Jun 2025 #21
Short circuit in the nuclear football C_U_L8R Jun 2025 #23
Confused MOP with mop and ordered the wrong one to clean his bathroom IronLionZion Jun 2025 #24
No... Dulcinea Jun 2025 #27
Lord, lets just get this done. republianmushroom Jun 2025 #29
His body is helping malaise Jun 2025 #34
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