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H2O Man

(79,209 posts)
Thu Jul 3, 2025, 01:37 PM Jul 2025

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I got an update from an old associate from another district in NYS that Rep. Elise Stefanik's political career is on life support. There is an absolute need for your “thoughts & prayers” that her career passes on without causing pain to the people in the 15 counties her congressional district covers. Can you help?

Elise grew up as the princess of a well-to-do family with ties to the construction business. Early in her time in the House of Representatives, she was considered a “moderate” republican. She mistakenly voted against the felon several times in his first misadministration. However, because she was so ambitious in her attempts at self-promotion, this led to her catching moral covid. Medical professionals and a catholic priest with experience in the art of exercism were forced to remove her soul in emergency surgery.

Somehow, the doctors erred, and attached Rep. Stefanik's lips to the felon's pale white ass's right cheek. The princess of NYS's 21st congressional district was now a cheer leader, willing to tell any lie in a shameless attempt at self-promotion. Moral covid, of course, can cause high fevers and delusions, and Elise actually told people that she anticipated being in the running for the VP stain, er, spot on the felon's 2024 ticket.

After all, she had boldly accused Nancy Pelosi of causing the January 6 attempt to overthrow the US government. The felon needed a pathological liar without shame to solidify the ticket. But her hopes were unrealistic. However, the felon did nominate her – briefly – to be the ambassador to the United Nations. Two things derailed that, however: first, the felon realized she did not have blond hair, and second, he wanted her barefoot in the kitchen of the House of Representatives.

Elise had a hard time dealing with this rejection. It is known that she had never been told “no” before in her life time. It was then that she put her borderline personality disordered talents at passive-aggression to work. Despite the felon's wish for her to hold her seat in Congress, she decided to run for governor. I have ben told that in private, she was convinced that this would put her in first place for the next republican party nomination for president.

Sadly, her plans have been severely injured the reality in what is described as a “hit and run” accident. Polls show that her chances of becoming president are on life support. Thus, I turn to you. Can you donate thoughts and prayers that her ambition quietly pass away? Thank you.

https://www.newyorkupstate.com/news/2025/07/new-poll-shows-stefaniks-chances-of-beating-hochul-in-race-for-ny-governor.html?fbclid=IwY2xjawLRoGZleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFNUUY0NzFmV091NUVERjQxAR4ZMlKtwEt_xQk38h_eSOkp0aiitgdw_Ltk88hsCWyQ2La09N2MVR6rZfaBYA_aem_GdNXyCUYlCjWMsAVTOHrjw

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Please Help! [View all] H2O Man Jul 2025 OP
Big anti-Stefanik kick here democrank Jul 2025 #1
She is a terrible H2O Man Jul 2025 #3
Brilliant malaise Jul 2025 #2
I knew that H2O Man Jul 2025 #4
Yes I can add my thoughts and prayers. BlueKota Jul 2025 #5
Amen! Easterncedar Jul 2025 #10
I think the plug has been pulled on any chance of her becoming President or Governor. LoisB Jul 2025 #6
Right. H2O Man Jul 2025 #23
she is utterly grotesque NewHendoLib Jul 2025 #7
Okay. H2O Man Jul 2025 #24
Did she not get royal coal from King Taco the Traitor? Kid Berwyn Jul 2025 #8
Unreal! H2O Man Jul 2025 #27
Murphy uses his time to make this a better nation. Kid Berwyn Jul 2025 #34
Kudos for a great rant, but my inner grammar nazi can't be stifled... Wounded Bear Jul 2025 #9
Should be "exorcism". calimary Jul 2025 #11
Oh, I'm curtain that H2OMan was coining a new word to describe Stefanik's exercises in service to trmp. erronis Jul 2025 #19
Ha! H2O Man Jul 2025 #22
Tis a minor quibble True Dough Jul 2025 #28
Who will do the thankless job Frasier Balzov Jul 2025 #12
Good question. H2O Man Jul 2025 #29
Cross gently, Stefanik's Career. Totes & Pears as you go -- but please just go. Hekate Jul 2025 #13
such a loss et tu Jul 2025 #14
I think her remora lips weren't attached to tsf's right ass cheek. rubbersole Jul 2025 #15
Stefanik is my Rep too. mgardener Jul 2025 #16
These might be the cure...... dobleremolque Jul 2025 #17
Sending... JHB Jul 2025 #18
I grew up in the district she represents. My father ran for her seat long before she was a glimmer in her parents' eyes Bumbles Jul 2025 #20
I offer my thoughts and prayers for more than simply her grift. .errrr, career. niyad Jul 2025 #21
Her demise has my utmost support Picaro Jul 2025 #25
Thoughts and Prayers Clouds Passing Jul 2025 #26
For just the price of one cup of coffee per day... Oopsie Daisy Jul 2025 #30
I'm afraid Jim Morrison was correct. Martin Eden Jul 2025 #31
Jim died 54 H2O Man Jul 2025 #33
Per Karma -- Martin Eden Jul 2025 #35
Especially as a NYS'r (in NYC), but have visited a lot of NYS as a kid, tween, teen); I offer my thots & prayers electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #32
I did with a loud, 'Amen'. Joinfortmill Jul 2025 #36
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