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Orrex

(67,389 posts) Fri Jul 4, 2025, 10:00 AM Jul 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Incinerated by a big, beautiful fireworks display in his honor?

Shot by Aaron Burr?

With little effort
The last of his brains squeezed out
Dead on his toilet?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 2025 OP

Not soon enough ZDU Jul 2025 #1

No but malaise Jul 2025 #2

I was worried about you milestogo Jul 2025 #3

Thanks for being there! Orrex Jul 2025 #10

... milestogo Jul 2025 #11

The theatrical device of Deus ex machina no_hypocrisy Jul 2025 #4

I'm still going with alligators. Ocelot II Jul 2025 #26

Add that to my list! no_hypocrisy Jul 2025 #27

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #5

Is he playing golf? bdamomma Jul 2025 #6

Devoured by SNL's land shark. Candygram! surfered Jul 2025 #7

Saboteur in WH changes all TV channels in White House to PBS. jls4561 Jul 2025 #8

Accidently hit by bomb from flyover during big disgusting rape bill signing? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #9

"Quick: Sub in the orange, bloated, menace!" (and the defective glass) hlthe2b Jul 2025 #12

Not yet, huh. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #13

Disemboweled... hot2na Jul 2025 #14

Well he looks dead, so hope springs eternal. mountain grammy Jul 2025 #15

Maybe someone will mistake that long-ass tie Seinan Sensei Jul 2025 #17

He sure does look like a corpse! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #21

In my (fortunately) quite limited experience.... GopherGal Jul 2025 #24

I couldn't agree more on both counts! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #25

Another haiku for you: Gimpyknee Jul 2025 #16

As has been pointed out before, your posts' attempts to assert moral niyad Jul 2025 #19

Agreed! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #20

And perhaps you could learn the difference between haiku and senryu. niyad Jul 2025 #28

And I thought nobody else noticed... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #29

When will we be rid of trump? LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2025 #18

NO GaYellowDawg Jul 2025 #22

No, but I had a brief moment of hope the other day. ShazzieB Jul 2025 #23