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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

Ocelot II

(131,391 posts)
28. I ask that question not daily, but hourly.
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 10:03 AM
Jul 2025

Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.

Damn.

Maybe in two weeks, since that seems to be the standard Trumpian time frame?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 2025 OP
Watched "A League of Their Own" SocialDemocrat61 Jul 2025 #1
Choked to death after watching Epstein's brother malaise Jul 2025 #2
Does King Joffrey drink anything else beside Diet Coke in a can? dalton99a Jul 2025 #3
I had no idea who King Joffrey was, so I just looked him up. The wiki niyad Jul 2025 #8
President Miller served tea... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #4
Well done! surfered Jul 2025 #11
Ty! This is 2 days worth. SheltieLover Jul 2025 #18
Truly impressive. niyad Jul 2025 #16
No off switch on the muses... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #19
One must honour one's muses! niyad Jul 2025 #22
Well, yes, but one musn't take over the most popular thread on DU either SheltieLover Jul 2025 #24
Any one will do malaise Jul 2025 #25
I agree, Malaise! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #26
"Come closer, my love!" hlthe2b Jul 2025 #5
Bwaaaah malaise Jul 2025 #7
Wahaha! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #6
So unfair... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #12
It certainly is!! niyad Jul 2025 #13
Soooon. And I don't mean Biblically "soon!" SheltieLover Jul 2025 #20
Not geologically soon, either. Hugin Jul 2025 #33
Precisely! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #34
"...But you're older /Shorter of breath Dulcinea Jul 2025 #49
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!! Brainfodder Jul 2025 #10
Make America Great Again surfered Jul 2025 #14
Burned his own maga hat but forgot to take it off first. 2MuchNoise Jul 2025 #15
Snicker!!! niyad Jul 2025 #17
That would be a sight to behold! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #21
Hehehehe malaise Jul 2025 #27
Magats torched slob's hat, yak fuzz melted and, well, imagine... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #23
I ask that question not daily, but hourly. Ocelot II Jul 2025 #28
I literally checked numerous times per day during the 1st 4 yr SheltieLover Jul 2025 #30
And for me, it's always in the voice of Bart Simpson Blue Owl Jul 2025 #51
... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #53
i want to do my victory dane when he croaks. AllaN01Bear Jul 2025 #46
MAGA guy set Red Hat on fire... MiHale Jul 2025 #29
Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #32
Hey, SheltieLover... MiHale Jul 2025 #35
Hi MiHale SheltieLover Jul 2025 #37
even if he died et tu Jul 2025 #31
Frightened into a fatal stroke by the ghost of Epstein looming over him Wicked Blue Jul 2025 #36
Torched by a laser from the iron dome defense? 58Sunliner Jul 2025 #38
Chokes on Epstein files he has been eating. Sneederbunk Jul 2025 #39
Ha! Joinfortmill Jul 2025 #43
Slow acting poison on the maxi pad Marthe48 Jul 2025 #40
The bad news, not last night, damn, the good news republianmushroom Jul 2025 #41
No, sigh. Joinfortmill Jul 2025 #42
Not yet, but he Gordcanuck Jul 2025 #44
I....er, someone strapped him on an innertube to shove him in middle of Guadalupe River during txwhitedove Jul 2025 #45
he wants to deport rosie . good luck and i will sing the ding dong song. AllaN01Bear Jul 2025 #47
Please do not insult witches that way. He has nothing to do with the niyad Jul 2025 #50
The BBC & Al Jezera has not announced it today. So I guess not as of 11:46 eastern US time irisblue Jul 2025 #48
To quote Piglet: "Fuck." SheltieLover Jul 2025 #54
Stack of heavy Epstein file boxes tipped over on him in the Mag a Lardo bathroom Blue Owl Jul 2025 #52
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