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Orrex

(67,399 posts) Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:38 AM Jul 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Ruptured bowel from Justice Roberts stuffing his own head even farther up there?

Beheaded by malfunctioning guillotine during Bastille Day celebration?

Died from lingering "wounds," one year to the day after getting "shot?"

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 2025 OP

Epstein being his kryptonite, he shrivles & dies? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #1

All I have for today is... Hugin Jul 2025 #5

Lol SheltieLover Jul 2025 #7

Napped during spray tan session...got too dark... MiHale Jul 2025 #2

Go, Gator, Go! GopherGal Jul 2025 #34

👍... MiHale Jul 2025 #40

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #3

We'll all be like Lucy on that glorious day surfered Jul 2025 #13

Absolutely NOT!!! There is no way that I will waste one precious drop niyad Jul 2025 #23

I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a bottle of bubbly today. surfered Jul 2025 #37

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Jul 2025 #24

Overdue like a library book. no_hypocrisy Jul 2025 #4

Cut that tag off the mattress. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #16

"But... Mama told me Monday for sure!" hlthe2b Jul 2025 #6

Aww.. bdamomma Jul 2025 #44

The ghost of Alfred Nobel returned from the dead with dynamite to blow him up... surfered Jul 2025 #8

!!! niyad Jul 2025 #25

Nice malaise Jul 2025 #35

my count doun clock is running. AllaN01Bear Jul 2025 #9

symptoms grow worse DoBW Jul 2025 #10

swollen hands from lashing out & trying to put holes in the walls (i'm guessing) orleans Jul 2025 #33

Epstein bdamomma Jul 2025 #45

No, but another day closer and deeper in poop. Joinfortmill Jul 2025 #11

Seriously, that is the 1st thought every day BigmanPigman Jul 2025 #12

No but he'd better hope soon to be Dexter doesn't flood out his base malaise Jul 2025 #14

This is how I feel trying to come up with new ideas of his demise surfered Jul 2025 #15

Awwww... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #28

On visit to Texas, he stumbled into a neighborhood birthday party but happy partiers mistook txwhitedove Jul 2025 #17

Bwaaaaaaah malaise Jul 2025 #22

I have wanted a Rump pinata since his 1st election when we saw them on drive to Austin! txwhitedove Jul 2025 #39

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #29

One last pocket pool session before lunch he thinks, and there he is found mushroom in hand, expired. Brainfodder Jul 2025 #18

Disappeared just like the client list IronLionZion Jul 2025 #19

Zapped by imaginary New Jersey lightning Wicked Blue Jul 2025 #20

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Moostache Jul 2025 #21

Not yesterday or last night, how about today, Lord, it is still young ? republianmushroom Jul 2025 #26

Which brings me back to my original question: WHY THE HELL NOT? Ocelot II Jul 2025 #27

died from gold spray paint fumes crud Jul 2025 #30

Indeed! calimary Jul 2025 #36

Certainly not until Gordcanuck Jul 2025 #31

His orange head may literally explode TBF Jul 2025 #32

No, goddmmit, but I'm praying. Joinfortmill Jul 2025 #38

Self-inflicted DEATH BLOW Blue Owl Jul 2025 #41

Had a stroke when visited by Epstein's ghost of perversions past? NNadir Jul 2025 #42

I am so disappointed in Cholesterol. 🤦🏻 LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2025 #43