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24. I read about this recently and was going to post about it

Sat Jul 19, 2025, 07:37 PM

Jul 2025

but I was so disgusted and hoping it wasn't true.

But from what I read they think they will turn gay if they wipe their asses so they don't.

I don't remember the exact sources but I read about it while looking into the anti transgender thing and how it affected voting.

It mentioned some other things like on Fox news some guy saying it was gay for a man to say happy birthday to another man if they were not related.

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"Alpha Males" have officially lost the plot (Warning: Puke inducing) [View all] Coventina Jul 2025 OP

But if women don't want to sleep with them it's because they're [insert gendered insult of your choice here.] Scrivener7 Jul 2025 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 2025 #72

Saw TV ad last night: Dude Wipes Attilatheblond Jul 2025 #2

My daughter uses those. Ms. Toad Jul 2025 #19

Perhaps if we had more "natural" diets, there wouldn't be as many poop stains. Intractable Jul 2025 #3

I'm thinking they should smoke and drink a lot too.. Permanut Jul 2025 #4

But animals do clean themselves with their own tongues. Ocelot II Jul 2025 #75

Alpha males are such delicate flowers. unblock Jul 2025 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 2025 #69

I made the mistake of googling this. Ocelot II Jul 2025 #6

I know, right? Coventina Jul 2025 #8

I always made it a point to shave and shower and brush teeth before a date, Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #41

You weren't kidding about the EWWW thing! Ars Longa Jul 2025 #76

I did after reading your post Renew Deal Jul 2025 #35

I wonder if they even use toilets anymore - do they just squat anywhere outside? mdbl Jul 2025 #74

So "alpha males" use a bidet instead? DBoon Jul 2025 #7

Unfortunately, no. Coventina Jul 2025 #9

They don't use anything. Ocelot II Jul 2025 #11

But aren't alot of them into anal sex? -nt CrispyQ Jul 2025 #30

They are obviously very insecure about their own masculinity.... Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #42

I think it's partially a problem of obesity Metaphorical Jul 2025 #10

Obesity has nothing to do with it, neither does their sense of smell. Ocelot II Jul 2025 #15

Not The Onion??? tulipsandroses Jul 2025 #12

I wish I could un-read this. flvegan Jul 2025 #13

I'm so sorry. One of women who dumped (no pun intended) her poopy boyfriend Coventina Jul 2025 #16

Oh no, MuseRider Jul 2025 #28

So the reason some magats can't get laid, maybe more reasons besides their Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #43

Human race is doomed angrychair Jul 2025 #14

It's not just American alpha males. Ocelot II Jul 2025 #17

I'm guessing this demo overlaps with people who are obsessed over seed oils in their food newdeal2 Jul 2025 #18

I think it definitely overlaps with some MAGA... Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #44

And carnivore diets NickB79 Jul 2025 #61

Yes, I think I was thinking of paleo diets or whatever it is called now. All meat newdeal2 Jul 2025 #65

If someone has to tell the world he's an alpha male... Dulcinea Jul 2025 #20

They don't smell like butt, they smell like SHIT! Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #45

This could be good for overpopulation fujiyamasan Jul 2025 #21

Well at least you can lay on your bed without worrying about unfortunate stains EdmondDantes_ Jul 2025 #22

Proctophobia? GaYellowDawg Jul 2025 #23

I read about this recently and was going to post about it JI7 Jul 2025 #24

Oh my! UpInArms Jul 2025 #52

Real men don't worry a lot about what others' definition of a man is... Wounded Bear Jul 2025 #25

Prostate orgasm nocoincidences Jul 2025 #26

This sounds like the left's counter to the right's nonsense Ms. Toad Jul 2025 #27

Well there ya have it, I guess I'm Gay BOSSHOG Jul 2025 #29

Me too, brother. I wiped today.... guess that means we should have a drink together! Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #47

Hey Jack, First rounds on me BOSSHOG Jul 2025 #60

What??! Haha D_Master81 Jul 2025 #31

Here's a source... nocoincidences Jul 2025 #32

I wish I could understand what's supposed to be masculine about this. Aristus Jul 2025 #33

Could explain part of 'the Trump smell'--- he thinks he's an 'alpha male' too.... Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #49

My husband JustAnotherGen Jul 2025 #34

Partners should immediately end it with anyone that has very strange practices like this. Renew Deal Jul 2025 #36

Not sure how it could get any worse... but I don't disagree. Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #50

One step away from dragging their butts across the carpet. Xavier Breath Jul 2025 #37

LOL! Ocelot II Jul 2025 #38

If wiping is now "gay", well I guess I am "flaming"!!!! WTF! Obviously spoken by guys who don't Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #39

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 2025 #40

Redd knew. LudwigPastorius Jul 2025 #46

I'm glad I'm not dating MustLoveBeagles Jul 2025 #48

Does this go with Tucker Carlson and men tanning their balls? Norrrm Jul 2025 #51

ok, now I'm confused. 🤔 mwmisses4289 Jul 2025 #77

Manly men Norrrm Jul 2025 #78

Manly men 2 Norrrm Jul 2025 #79

Pea brained water spigots. JanMichael Jul 2025 #53

The internet was a mistake. LS0999 Jul 2025 #54

So many vulnerable young boys sucking into that rabbit hole NickB79 Jul 2025 #63

Sooooooo. . .that line of "dude wipes" in the TP aisle (I wish I were kidding) is gay? niyad Jul 2025 #55

Someone needs to inform these experimental hygienists that many other animals clean their butts with their own tongues 0rganism Jul 2025 #56

I'm a personal hygiene fanatic. If I'm at the gym and need to blow my nose, I sanitize... 3catwoman3 Jul 2025 #57

This reminds me of anarcho-primitivism. David__77 Jul 2025 #58

How to KNOCK down an Alpha Male? ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2025 #59

Is holding my dick to take a piss gay now too? NickB79 Jul 2025 #62

And I thought being a woman was confusing! mwmisses4289 Jul 2025 #82

It does seem like the logical conclusion BlueSpot Jul 2025 #83

Nasty little boys become nasty men and incels. MineralMan Jul 2025 #64

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 2025 #66

Speaking as a BoGardQuantum Zeta Male, BoRaGard Jul 2025 #67

Women are sleeping with men who don't wipe their ass? Iggo Jul 2025 #68

No wonder they're incels. Ocelot II Jul 2025 #81

I keep trying to give them the cheat code. Iggo Jul 2025 #86

To be perfectly honest, taxi Jul 2025 #70

I very much doubt this is a widely shared opinion. BlueTsunami2018 Jul 2025 #71

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 2025 #73

Bears use Charmin tissue. So I'm told. oasis Jul 2025 #85

I say let them make themselves unfuckable, neck beards and all. Let them become incels. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2025 #80

One expression B.See Jul 2025 #84