Hear me out, I'll probably get banned...

[Attilatheblond]

29. meh, maybe it's that pesky Mercury in retrograde thingie again?

https://www.thecut.com/article/mercury-retrograde-july-2025-what-to-expect-how-to-survive.html]

Mercury retrograde begins again on Friday, July 18, and for the next three weeks, you can expect life to get a little more annoying: tech glitches, scheduling mix-ups, delayed flights, and a whole lot of miscommunication. It’s almost Leo season, baby, we gotta keep the drama high! So what does this particular Mercury retrograde mean, and how can you navigate it while maintaining your dignity? Read on for everything you need to know about this upcoming backward balancing act.
Wait, so is Mercury retrograde right now?

Personal note: While I don't follow the whole woo woo astrological stuff, I have to admit a bunch of stuff has gone pretty catty wompus in my life, and the nation's, of late. I take some comfort knowing The Felon is dealing with much bigger problems than me and my dead microwave, dying computer monitor and really bizarre texts and voicemail messages.

Mercury rules communication, travel, thought, coordination, and — in our modern era — all things digital. When Mercury is functioning normally, it helps us make sense of the world, and whatever zodiac sign Mercury is passing through reveals the style of expression it embodies. For example, when Mercury is in Virgo, it’s analytical and precise, whereas when Mercury is in Aquarius, it’s innovative and rebellious.
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This retrograde takes place entirely in Leo, a fire sign known for big personalities, strong opinions, and (on a bad day) ego meltdowns. When Mercury backspins through this sign, our communication gets louder, bolder, and perhaps a bit too self-assured. This retrograde is all about impressions, expression, and how we perform. Expect hot takes that age poorly, very public crash-outs, and group chats that spiral into unnecessary drama. Leo wants to be seen and heard — but during Mercury retrograde, we may end up losing the plot.

Because Leo rules creativity, romance, and the heart itself, don’t be surprised if this retrograde also messes with your passion projects, love life, and self-worth. You might second-guess your latest masterpiece, misinterpret a flirty text, or go full spiral about whether anyone actually likes you at all. Think of this as Act Two of your favorite rom-com, when everything is falling apart and the main character (that’s you) isn’t sure how it’s ever going to resolve. The stakes are high!

Mercury will be retrograde three times in 2025.

Marcy 14 to April 7
July 17 to Aug. 11
Nov. 9 to Nov. 29

Good night, and good luck!