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Showing Original Post only (View all)Is he dead yet? [View all]
Hanged himself while cameras were malfunctioning and guards were asleep during his meeting with Maxwell?
"Accidentally" crushed while watching a traditional caber toss?
Torn to shred by parents' groups because he's all over the Epstein files?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
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I saw him on the news, walking down the staircase from Airforce one in Scotland.
Omnipresent
Jul 2025
#2
Attacked by a herd of weasels who were pissed that he weasels out of everything.
twodogsbarking
Jul 2025
#7
The entire secret service decided to do their job with the same level of competence that BLOTUS does his.
jls4561
Jul 2025
#28
We all know that Trump is always projecting, that every accusation is a confession.
surfered
Jul 2025
#30
He is --- but his contract prevents Satan from carrying his soul away yet
struggle4progress
Jul 2025
#47