Is he dead yet?

[surfered]

4. Ripped to shreds by fans of Beyonce, Oprah, and Kamala for suggesting they be prosecuted.

Scottish protesters hacked him to death, harvesting his heart, liver, and lungs and mincing them with chopped onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and cooked while encased in a sheep’s stomach.

In other words, they made haggis out of him. It’s their national dish, served with mashed potatoes and paired with a single malt from the lowlands.

Slàinte Mhath!