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twodogsbarking

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11. Had to find out for himself if the refrigerator light goes out when the door is closed.

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 07:48 AM

Aug 2025

Climbed in and shut the door. When they found him he had turned into a 300 lb. orange popsicle and the Republicans immediately began licking his frozen corpse. Curiousity killed the cat, but the truth froze his ass.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

Keel hauled by a cargo ship bound for Canada from Mexico? malaise Aug 2025 #1

I used to feel guilty when I asked myself the same question about my father no_hypocrisy Aug 2025 #2

I was surprised as a child that other children's parents didn't drink beer all day long. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #14

... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #26

... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #25

Heaved into a dumpster by an end loader after falling asleep in public once too often? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #3

You're working overtime, as usual surfered Aug 2025 #17

Thx, but not working ot. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #23

I gotta get me some of those muses. surfered Aug 2025 #54

Anytime would be good...just sayin' Rver Aug 2025 #4

C'mon CHF. Dulcinea Aug 2025 #64

No but malaise Aug 2025 #5

Just saw this on bluesky IcyPeas Aug 2025 #6

Perfect malaise Aug 2025 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #7

What is the new tariff on your bubbly? malaise Aug 2025 #12

Welll, it was purchased before the tariff terrors, so I am not sure. niyad Aug 2025 #35

Just as long as you don't need to use a Swiss Army Knife corkscrew to open it! GopherGal Aug 2025 #56

Believe me, I have multiple kinds of openers, none of which, other than my niyad Aug 2025 #58

It should be cold enough by niw surfered Aug 2025 #18

Yes, since I am not making popsicles with it like some do. Bloody waste! niyad Aug 2025 #36

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #19

Today would be nice. We would have much for which to be thankful niyad Aug 2025 #38

Right fucking now would work! Mimosas would be great! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #44

Mimosas would be perfect! niyad Aug 2025 #45

Is it a big celebration? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #46

It is the first harvest celebration, giving thanks for good crops and niyad Aug 2025 #48

Sounds delightful! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Aug 2025 #49

When that day finally comes... Dulcinea Aug 2025 #65

Sounds very much like what several of us have planned! niyad Aug 2025 #66

"Shot by another pimp for poaching?" ecstatic Aug 2025 #8

Update...Grim Reaper says... MiHale Aug 2025 #9

Had to find out for himself if the refrigerator light goes out when the door is closed. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #11

ROFL malaise Aug 2025 #13

Hope springs eternal Blue Ozarks Aug 2025 #15

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #16

Good morning Gimpyknee malaise Aug 2025 #21

Not yet, but another day closer. Joinfortmill Aug 2025 #20

Gnawed by a colony of beavers, trampled by a herd of moose surfered Aug 2025 #22

Save your breath. Nope, he has no decency, not one shred. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #24

Irate Canadians surfered Aug 2025 #27

Lol, never mess with a moose. Dave Bowman Aug 2025 #30

Quite a magnificent creature! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #34

Pretty sure that's a he. ShazzieB Aug 2025 #61

Lol. Thx. I thought I'd read that females grow antlers too. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #63

International hero status if they pull it off! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #39

Choked to death on a McNugget last night. nt doc03 Aug 2025 #28

His rotting brain was leaking from his ears so he's dead, Jim. Dave Bowman Aug 2025 #29

Ok... littlemissmartypants Aug 2025 #31

Good morning, Pants! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #41

🌞 morning, SL! ... littlemissmartypants Aug 2025 #47

Lol SheltieLover Aug 2025 #51

Today's meme CaptainTruth Aug 2025 #32

Snicker! niyad Aug 2025 #40

Wahahahaha! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #42

Perished in the great Ballroom Blitzkrieg of 2025 Blue Owl Aug 2025 #33

Excellent! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #43

King Edward II. Marcuse Aug 2025 #37

Not yet, damn, but , we are a day closer. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #52

This message was self-deleted by its author republianmushroom Aug 2025 #53

"But of course Stephen Miller would be gifted an ALBINO crocodile--Don't worry he's securely contained..." hlthe2b Aug 2025 #55

Looks like Bestie Jeffrey is calling him😀 malaise Aug 2025 #57

Well, that was definitely a tic... (MAGA claiming he just hit the podium, uh huh) hlthe2b Aug 2025 #59

Tick tock malaise Aug 2025 #60

No such luck! 🤬 ShazzieB Aug 2025 #62