Is he dead yet?

[ShazzieB]

61. Pretty sure that's a he.

Moose cows don't have antlers. But they can be just as dangerous as the males, especially if they think their calf is being threatened.

Moose are not generally aggressive toward humans unless they feel threatened, but they're unpredictable and can turn on a dime from looking half asleep to full on charging. And they are FAST, in addition to being very large and strong.

Come to think of it, being trampled by a moose would be a very fitting end for Schlump, considering his complete and utter disdain for animals of all kinds! (Aside from his very fake concern for the birds and whales that he claims are being threatened by windmills, lol.)