Is he dead yet?

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46. As part of the celebrations for their new wind farm, and exulting over Drumph's recent court loss over windmills

near his Aberdeen golf resort , the good people of Scotland clubbed together and commissioned a smaller miniature windmill, which was painted gold and sent to Donnie. When he read the words “Up yer bum, Trump!” He mistook it for a sex toy and followed the directions. In his eagerness to pleasure himself, he failed to notice the razor sharp blades and his short, vulgarian fingers accidentally pressed the on switch.

Champagne shortages in many parts of the US, UK and the EU were noticed shortly thereafter.