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Orrex

(67,385 posts) Wed Aug 6, 2025, 07:12 AM Aug 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Fell off the White House roof while doing whatever the hell he was doing up there?

Died of hunger while wondering why he couldn't get a Trump Burger?

Stroked out when a reporter asked him a meaningful follow-up question? (I know, it'll never happen)

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

Macaulay Culkin Quantum leaped into his younger self SocialDemocrat61 Aug 2025 #1

A de-orbited NASA climate data satellite accidently hits his bedroom in the White House lapfog_1 Aug 2025 #2

Kind of like this? Dulcinea Aug 2025 #39

This Would Suffice.. MrWowWow Aug 2025 #3

The day is still young... WestMichRad Aug 2025 #4

Obituary of Donald J. Trump MrWowWow Aug 2025 #5

Nicely played ROFL malaise Aug 2025 #6

No but malaise Aug 2025 #7

Adding this😀 malaise Aug 2025 #44

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #8

Still waiting... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #10

Me too surfered Aug 2025 #17

This should help malaise Aug 2025 #23

Thank you, it does. niyad Aug 2025 #25

Beardo shoved him off the WH roof? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #9

Where I grew up there was a guy they called weird beard. It was weird too. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #13

Now we've got a weird beard that's just weird & creepy. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #14

He's weird and creepy. No couch is safe when he's around. surfered Aug 2025 #18

Nobody is safe when couch fucker is around SheltieLover Aug 2025 #26

He's not dead yet? surfered Aug 2025 #11

Proclaiming he could fly he jumped from the WH roof and landed on the rose garden tarmac. Clean up crews were unable twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #12

LOL malaise Aug 2025 #24

While we plan (behind the scenes) for the pending worldwide celebration... hlthe2b Aug 2025 #15

That works until I see him on my TV malaise Aug 2025 #16

The world is still waiting dalton99a Aug 2025 #19

Good ones surfered Aug 2025 #29

White House roof pterodactyl encounter? CaptainTruth Aug 2025 #20

Love it surfered Aug 2025 #28

no - and unfortunately JustAnotherGen Aug 2025 #21

With his forward lean, we need to get him up on the White House roof again, nearer the edge surfered Aug 2025 #22

Hahaha! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #27

Put something shiny and gold-plated on the edge to attract him dalton99a Aug 2025 #31

Dear Putin: Trump loves tea, please send him your special blend. Irish_Dem Aug 2025 #30

Nope, but bluestarone Aug 2025 #32

He can't die. He's the anti-christ BigmanPigman Aug 2025 #33

Only if you use the right dagger SocialDemocrat61 Aug 2025 #35

Harpooned by an Olympian javelin thrower Blue Owl Aug 2025 #34

Tomorrow, tomorrow, it's only a day away. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #36

One of your best! speak easy Aug 2025 #37

Oversized hemorrhoid created life threatening blockage? n/t SpankMe Aug 2025 #38

Not yet, again, damn, yesterday would of been a good day. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #40

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #41

Arrrggghhh ShazzieB Aug 2025 #42

Oscar said it best... sop Aug 2025 #43