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Warpy

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44. You've probably got a good 15 years to wait for it

Wed Aug 6, 2025, 04:04 PM

Aug 2025

because that pile of adipose tissue has about that much left in him thanks to billionaire health care ant the fact that dementia kills so slowly. Plus, you can depend on people whose fat salaries depend on keeping him alive as long as possible will do so.

Of course, I can't think of a worst curse than the best medical intervention money can buy at the end of life when it's past time to let go.

Just don't cou nt on the end coming any time soon.

I don't want the funeral. I just want him out of office sooner rather than later, before he fucks us all over completely.

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I'm so ready for the Big Beautiful Funeral. [View all] Duncanpup Aug 2025 OP

I don't usually like funerals; they're such sad affairs. Ocelot II Aug 2025 #1

Bars, liquor stores, & dispensaries will report record sales. CrispyQ Aug 2025 #10

Bicycle bars will be serving Tequila shots Submariner Aug 2025 #28

Putting the FUN back in funeral Historic NY Aug 2025 #27

Amen amen amen irisblue Aug 2025 #2

Remember when he almost died of Covid 5 years ago? FakeNoose Aug 2025 #3

Parties Across the USA Day! Chasstev365 Aug 2025 #4

Music already picked out... hlthe2b Aug 2025 #5

The whole world will celebrate bigly. The bigliest ever! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #22

Same with the champagne. calimary Aug 2025 #34

YES! Dem2theMax Aug 2025 #56

How about "Sing Hallelulla, come on get happy"? CTyankee Aug 2025 #102

With a big beautiful casket and a big beautiful hearse Blue Owl Aug 2025 #6

On his golf course..... Nt leftieNanner Aug 2025 #9

With no one to mow it. llmart Aug 2025 #73

Permit me to suggest... GiqueCee Aug 2025 #13

I thought he would be ascending into heaven? rurallib Aug 2025 #26

If they haven't, they will. 3catwoman3 Aug 2025 #71

I will bet the family will demand dflprincess Aug 2025 #39

I certainly hope so Nasruddin Aug 2025 #42

With a BIG beautiful urinal! n/t lastlib Aug 2025 #93

I am looking forward to the day we no longer have to hear his shit! Initech Aug 2025 #7

With each and every day we get closer to his dirt nap. Botany Aug 2025 #48

Well that bizarre incident yesterday with him dancing on the roof... WTF was that about? Initech Aug 2025 #49

I liked the time the P.M. of Canada, Carney stopped a press conference cold when Trump started babbling about illegals.... Botany Aug 2025 #50

Ewww....why did you make me click on that link? llmart Aug 2025 #74

I don't post the picture but I post the link ... I forgot to post a warning Botany Aug 2025 #79

That's tooooo long! AKwannabe Aug 2025 #89

Brilliant! bronxiteforever Aug 2025 #8

Gladiator? More like... BaronChocula Aug 2025 #11

Perfect! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #21

I've been building a playlist. Duncan Grant Aug 2025 #12

Some historical passings: UTUSN Aug 2025 #14

Is there a bronzer version of Elizabeth I's lead-based makeup that we can get... 3catwoman3 Aug 2025 #72

Bingo! UTUSN Aug 2025 #83

I suspect that craft stores will make money hand over fist Vogon_Glory Aug 2025 #15

Them and hardware stores jmowreader Aug 2025 #68

With a rousing version of Song of the "Vulgar" Boatmen yorkster Aug 2025 #16

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"Yo ho, heave ho"..... nt sprinkleeninow Aug 2025 #55

AMEN to that. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #17

Me too... CaptainTruth Aug 2025 #18

Only one? littlemissmartypants Aug 2025 #19

I am 3auld6phart Aug 2025 #20

johne8408 johne8408 Aug 2025 #23

I hope not! calimary Aug 2025 #35

Throw his rotting corpse in the unkempt part of the golf course next to the Mother of his evil spawn. Marie Marie Aug 2025 #38

Throw him in the ocean like Osama bin Laden. Dulcinea Aug 2025 #82

No, no, no IbogaProject Aug 2025 #95

The day he dies Marthe48 Aug 2025 #24

Excellent idea! Grim Chieftain Aug 2025 #30

I love this idea! Dem2theMax Aug 2025 #58

After we take back the whitehouse, Hornedfrog2000 Aug 2025 #25

Dancin' in the street like nobody's ever seen before! Like Martha and the Vandellas! Diamond_Dog Aug 2025 #29

On a brighter note Rush Limbaugh and Pat Roberston are dead. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #31

The "Trifecta" being completed, nothing much oasis Aug 2025 #40

That'll be quite Just Jerome Aug 2025 #66

It can't happen soon enough! Greyhead Aug 2025 #32

Will it be a ticketed event? John Farmer Aug 2025 #69

Rumor has it popsdenver Aug 2025 #33

Took me a minute, Duncan Grant Aug 2025 #53

More likely by the popsdenver Aug 2025 #65

raises pinky finger in victory dance. AllaN01Bear Aug 2025 #36

Green Day "ha ha you're dead" LW1977 Aug 2025 #37

Orrex is too. Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #41

I can't wait LOL grockri Aug 2025 #43

You've probably got a good 15 years to wait for it Warpy Aug 2025 #44

I could suggest collecting lots of dog poop to fill in the hole. We know how much he loves dogs! erronis Aug 2025 #45

"Who's funeral is it?" JoseBalow Aug 2025 #46

I've got a half-stick left over from the 4th. aka-chmeee Aug 2025 #47

before we all go on a huge bender... I have two words lapfog_1 Aug 2025 #51

A million times better than orange clown Bluestocking Aug 2025 #52

I pray for him sprinkleeninow Aug 2025 #57

I'd settle for a big beautiful debilitating stroke live on air. Maru Kitteh Aug 2025 #59

I'm also ready for the big, beautiful lingering illness that proceeds it synni Aug 2025 #60

It's worth a Three day weekend. Hassler Aug 2025 #61

Here's the song I'm dancing to Wild blueberry Aug 2025 #62

Gotta love the Scots' talent with insults. 3catwoman3 Aug 2025 #76

How wonderful it will be! mwb970 Aug 2025 #63

You and me both, my brother. Aristus Aug 2025 #64

It can't happen soon enough! kimbutgar Aug 2025 #67

I concur blm Aug 2025 #70

By the looks of him, it won't be long. Emile Aug 2025 #75

I'll send daisies. yourout Aug 2025 #77

Remember, though, Russia has kept Lenin pickled since 1924. Buns_of_Fire Aug 2025 #78

Big Beautiful Burial C Moon Aug 2025 #80

I'm not ready for a funeral Gymbo Aug 2025 #81

Indeed. Though I also know full well this regime isn't going to end there, it will nonetheless be one for the books. Karasu Aug 2025 #84

If I were Trump... I wouldn't allows the family to announce the death... WarGamer Aug 2025 #85

He's on a farm, upstate JoseBalow Aug 2025 #87

I haven't bought fireworks in over 30 years....the day he dies, I will correct that. Ferrets are Cool Aug 2025 #86

Lemme just rec the hell outta this!!!! AKwannabe Aug 2025 #88

The pall bearers 90-percent Aug 2025 #90

On advise of counsel, I decline to respond Jack Valentino Aug 2025 #91

Just watch the price of his memecoin Diraven Aug 2025 #92

Ding Dong.... markie Aug 2025 #94

Now I'll have that tune stuck in my head all day! PhilG Aug 2025 #96

maybe markie Aug 2025 #97

Not sure if i've mentioned this before, but my new goal in life is to bluestarone Aug 2025 #98

"I have never killed anyone, El Mimbreno Aug 2025 #99

I'll be dancing in the streets the day he goes down to hell! kimbutgar Aug 2025 #100

I will take a vacation day from work to watch it live. sueh Aug 2025 #101

The day he makes America rejoice again. LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #103