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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

twodogsbarking

(19,316 posts)
44. Old guy joke.
Sat Aug 9, 2025, 10:18 AM
Aug 2025

Amish man and his son are watching the elevator at the department store for the first time. An elderly woman gets in and the door closes and soon the door opens and a beautiful young woman gets off. Amish man says to his son "go get your mother".
Maybe there's one person out there who has never heard this.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP
Drowned while playing the part of the turd in the punch bowl? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #1
Your muses are working overtime surfered Aug 2025 #11
Roflmao SheltieLover Aug 2025 #12
Hehehehhe malaise Aug 2025 #13
Lol SheltieLover Aug 2025 #14
I think you're getting the hang of it, girlfriend! littlemissmartypants Aug 2025 #52
I take no credit. It's my muses. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #53
Tell the "muses" that I said, "Well done.' 😉 littlemissmartypants Aug 2025 #55
Thx, Pants. Will do! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #56
I'll take door number 2... pun intended SheltieLover Aug 2025 #2
Dehydration from eating a pan of Ex-Lax brownies. no_hypocrisy Aug 2025 #3
Nope - but we're getting ready Yonnie3 Aug 2025 #4
Pretty funny🙂 ty. definitely write your verse👍 electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #58
Finally took that self driving Tesla that Elon gave him out for a spin. surfered Aug 2025 #5
... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #8
Oooopppss! electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #59
One would think so, what with all the videos being posted with titles like "Trump destroyed," "obliterated" and such. sop Aug 2025 #6
Indeed! n/t Yonnie3 Aug 2025 #10
Exsanguinated? surfered Aug 2025 #7
You're on a roll! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #9
Doesn't one need a heart to pump blood? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #15
Nah, he borrowed Cheney's pumper! 3825-87867 Aug 2025 #18
... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #22
I immediately thought of D Cheney! electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #60
Hahaha! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #61
👋 electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #63
I click on this thread True Dough Aug 2025 #21
No but if Putin shows up with Epstein tapes malaise Aug 2025 #16
Soon! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #23
And she is VERY impatient!!! niyad Aug 2025 #46
Irremoveable(?) butt-plug (oversized!) with super glue 3825-87867 Aug 2025 #17
Oh man, that would be gross but glorious LymphocyteLover Aug 2025 #27
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #19
That day gets closer every day surfered Aug 2025 #20
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Aug 2025 #24
The psychic predections and astrology say he is ill.... FarPoint Aug 2025 #25
Hope springs eternal! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #26
I listen daily for any updates from Linda G, FarPoint Aug 2025 #28
Do you watch Andre? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #32
Excellent post.... FarPoint Aug 2025 #34
I couldn't agree more! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #43
Eris at a critical point for him won't be moving on for hundreds of years SheltieLover Aug 2025 #29
I did listen to most of it... FarPoint Aug 2025 #31
Yes! Pls see my reply. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #33
He applied a toxic batch of orange make-up? LymphocyteLover Aug 2025 #30
Fatal reaction to truth serum. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #35
He isn't dead, but our democracy is nearly dead. Grim Chieftain Aug 2025 #36
Alaska -- hungry bears jmbar2 Aug 2025 #37
I am so disappointed in Cholesterol. 🤦🏻 LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #38
I've had a cause in mind for nine years Oeditpus Rex Aug 2025 #39
Struck down by Noem's makeup-plastered face falling off Wicked Blue Aug 2025 #40
Hahaha! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #45
Bwaaaah malaise Aug 2025 #47
Today's comment on Bluesky CaptainTruth Aug 2025 #41
Old guy joke. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #44
Smothered by the American Flag. Let freedom ring. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #42
😄 electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #62
Attacked while on the roof by a "retired" Game of Thrones Dire Wolf? hlthe2b Aug 2025 #48
I hope the wolf was vaxed against rabies! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #49
Not yesterday, damn, how about today (?) republianmushroom Aug 2025 #50
With apologies to Buddy Holly... ShazzieB Aug 2025 #51
Smacked in the head by a dildo thrown by an over enthused MAGA fan Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 2025 #54
. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2025 #57
😄 TY electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #64
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