Sorry, but this is an important question: Has Donald Trump ever had sexual relations with Ghislaine Maxwell?

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11. Unlikely

Ghislaine herself isn't Trump's type -- she's too old, and by his standards was too old even when Trump was younger.

As for whether Epstein boned Melania, that's a different question, and almost certainly a yes. A pimp, especially a high class pimp like Epstein, will want to know how his girls are coming across as well as enjoying that perk of the job. Ghislaine may have also been involved, since she was a procuress who would also need to know who does what the best for pairing up purposes.

I'd put chances that Epstein and Maxwell match-made Donnie and Melania north of 90%.