"Oh they took the idiot train to moronsville."

[Another Jackalope]

11. With apologies to the Monkees

You took the idiot train to moransville
And they met you at the station
You got there the 6th of January
Because you've made your reservation

My God you're slow
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

You left here in the morning
And I won't see you again
We'll have no more nights together
'Cause your hatred fried my brain

You had to go
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
I know that I'll never let you come home

Take the idiot train to moransville
They're waiting at the station
You'll have time to Heil your Shitler
And a bit of MAGA hatred

Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
I know that I'll never let you come home