BREAKING NEWS: NO truth to the RUMOR that Melania Trump is legally changing her name to "SUE HAPPY."

[Miles Archer]

11. She really is Trump-y, but worse

I think being denied the covers of Vanity Fair and Vogue, during Trump's first term, was as big of a burn for her as Trump being smoked by Obama at the White House Correspondent's Dinner.

The first word I'd use to describe her is "entitled." I don't know where that came from, I really have no interest in getting mired in her "story" or her psyche, but...entitled.

And the worst thing you can do to an "entitled" person is to tell them they're not the kind of person they want on the cover of their magazine which has many brilliant, talented, women ON those covers.

And, she stole Michelle Obama's speech.

She's a sham, just like her husband.