"You stood there like a little wet noodle."

[gfarber]

5. Looney Tunes Summit

At a summit that sparked some dismay,
Trump and Putin had little to say.
With no deal in sight,
They just smiled for the night—
Like a Looney Tunes sucker display.

At the summit, all bluster, no spine,
Trump called three vague hours “just fine.”
No deals, just some flair,
Putin smirked, left him there—
Like a mark in a con artist's line.