Is he dead yet?

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27. In an effort to distract from the show of solidarity for President Zelenskyy by European leaders,

KKKarloline Leave-it announced from the WH press podium that the newly created Nobel for cheap, tacky tat would be awarded to FAT Donnie from Queens.
The current squatter in the people’s house then declared “I can die happy!”

And did.

Meanwhile, near the house where the monster was raised…

Mr. Fredrick Aloysius Theobold Donny gave an interview to the local press. “Who knew that all the years of keeping the prizes from the Dave and Buster’s claw machine would result would result in this honor?” His wife, Molly, while looking forward to the upcoming Swedish trip, was less than enthusiastic. “Now he’ll never clean all that junk out of the garage”, she despaired.

Ms. Leave-it, when informed of her error, merely said “Oops! Who cares? I’m taking these lovely lips to Fox.” However, in her haste to flee the most despicable administration in history, she failed to read the contract and found she was now a contestant on the new Fox reality series “Who wants to French kiss a frozen mailbox?”