TV hosts sing his praises all day and night long. Newspapers arrive at his door with headlines praising his judgment, superiority and good looks. Diet cokes and Quadruple hamberders arrive at the touch of a button.
But let me wax poetic ....
Trump concludes that he is in Heaven and that Mikey, his servant, is his guardian angel. Mikey says that Donald can have anything he wants. Donald asks for $1 billion, FIVE Nobel Prizes and a beautiful woman, and quickly has all requests fulfilled.
Donald tries to embezzle a casino with three women accountants, cleaning out the counting room without even so much as a finger wagging, winning every bet he makes as beautiful girls gather around him, and enjoys being able to torment a holographic Barack Obama. Mikey departs, saying that he can be reached by telephone as needed.
One month later, Donald has become bored with having his whims instantly satisfied. He wins every game at the casino, and the women do anything he wants. He calls Mikey, who instantly appears, and asks for a challenge in which he might run the risk of losing. Mikey offers to arrange for him to lose an election to Joe Biden, but Donald dismisses the idea as he would know about the setup. Mikey suggests robbing Fort Knox, but Rocky quickly abandons that idea as well, since a pre-planned outcome would take the thrill out of the crime.
Donald muses to Mikey over how being given everything he wants doesn't satisfy him when he doesn't have to put any effort into getting it. Deciding that he will go insane if he stays in this stifling paradise even one more day, Donald asks Mikey send him to "the other place" — insisting that he does not belong in Heaven. MIkey retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Trump? This IS the other place!"
And I am ruler of it!
Worst part of this place is that YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME, and blaming others is YOUR ONLY JOY
And from behind a one-way mirror:
Inspired by Twilight Zone: A Nice Place to Visit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nice_Place_to_Visit
Resorts now housing the homeless. Golf courses raising healthy vegetables ... All that remains of Trump ...
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