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Eddie18

(76 posts) Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:15 AM Aug 2025

How Trump will die poll [View all]

CHF
Dementia
Gunshot
Golf cart accident
Bruising hand worsens
Falling down stairs
Pancreatic cancer
In his rare moment of sleep
God visits and tells him it's over
Aircraft accident via turbulence
On the toilet
Epstein files reveal the worst
Learning to read at old age

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How Trump will die poll [View all] Eddie18 Aug 2025 OP

On the toilet... FirstLight Aug 2025 #1

At 2AM, while pounding the micro pud. TheBlackAdder Aug 2025 #22

More poetically, mid loaf pinching TheBlackAdder Aug 2025 #23

I don't care as long as it happens soon. Ocelot II Aug 2025 #2

Peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age of 98. intrepidity Aug 2025 #3

Sounds about right. Xavier Breath Aug 2025 #14

Fall down stairs after Elon's kid shoves him Captain Zero Aug 2025 #4

While wiping a booger on him and saying "you're not the real president!" berniesandersmittens Aug 2025 #6

Last words along the lines, "Milly, the coffee's good today! Did you do anything different to i....?" Torchlight Aug 2025 #5

There are 2 most probable on my list. taxi Aug 2025 #7

Rooting for CHF. mountain grammy Aug 2025 #8

If he doesn't have a straight-up heart attack first. GoCubsGo Aug 2025 #16

I'd be fine with that too mountain grammy Aug 2025 #18

Choking on fast food the_liberal_grandpa Aug 2025 #9

In the new Grand Ballroom Wicked Blue Aug 2025 #10

I no longer care how he leaves the planet. MontanaMama Aug 2025 #11

Yeah Takket Aug 2025 #12

Explode in a giant blast of his inner bullshit. RoeVWade Aug 2025 #13

Who By Fire? FalloutShelter Aug 2025 #15

A great artist! marble falls Aug 2025 #21

Slow poisoning by whatever Putin planted in The Beast GoCubsGo Aug 2025 #17

I just hope it happens asap! kimbutgar Aug 2025 #19

Not soon enough. It is so hard not to wish the worst on him, and when the time comes it will be hard not to gravedance. marble falls Aug 2025 #20

I vote, ischemic stroke. LudwigPastorius Aug 2025 #24

After a long battle with Russian syphilis. Emile Aug 2025 #25

sleeping peacefully ... DBoon Aug 2025 #26

He falls coming down AF1's stairs, hitting his head numerous times as he bounces down the steps. sop Aug 2025 #27

He will outlive all of us... LeftInTX Aug 2025 #28

bullet enid602 Aug 2025 #29

Not son enough Jerry2144 Aug 2025 #30

Covid The Blue Flower Aug 2025 #31

Obituary of Donald J. Trump MrWowWow Aug 2025 #32

Colonel Mustard, in the living room, with a lead pipe mjvpi Aug 2025 #33

screaming krawhitham Aug 2025 #34

Fiddler on the roof.... The czar will die on a holiday. Norrrm Aug 2025 #35

While saying "I know more about death than anyone, believe me." DavidDvorkin Aug 2025 #36

all of the above. CTyankee Aug 2025 #37

Realistically DET Aug 2025 #38

CHF, on the toilet, in the middle of the night. Dulcinea Aug 2025 #39

Salmonella I_UndergroundPanther Aug 2025 #40

Not soon enough edhopper Aug 2025 #41

I wonder how close we are to MrsCheaplaugh Aug 2025 #42