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the_liberal_grandpa

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9. Choking on fast food

Reply to Eddie18 (Original post)

Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:32 AM

Aug 28

He'll hopefully be found dead on the ground with a mouth full of fast food and fast food wrappers all around him.
The cause will be heart failure.

Not the way I want him to go, but whatever gets him to hell fastest works for me.

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How Trump will die poll [View all] Eddie18 Aug 28 OP

On the toilet... FirstLight Aug 28 #1

At 2AM, while pounding the micro pud. TheBlackAdder Aug 28 #22

More poetically, mid loaf pinching TheBlackAdder Aug 28 #23

I don't care as long as it happens soon. Ocelot II Aug 28 #2

Peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age of 98. intrepidity Aug 28 #3

Sounds about right. Xavier Breath Aug 28 #14

Fall down stairs after Elon's kid shoves him Captain Zero Aug 28 #4

While wiping a booger on him and saying "you're not the real president!" berniesandersmittens Aug 28 #6

Last words along the lines, "Milly, the coffee's good today! Did you do anything different to i....?" Torchlight Aug 28 #5

There are 2 most probable on my list. taxi Aug 28 #7

Rooting for CHF. mountain grammy Aug 28 #8

If he doesn't have a straight-up heart attack first. GoCubsGo Aug 28 #16

I'd be fine with that too mountain grammy Aug 28 #18

Choking on fast food the_liberal_grandpa Aug 28 #9

In the new Grand Ballroom Wicked Blue Aug 28 #10

I no longer care how he leaves the planet. MontanaMama Aug 28 #11

Yeah Takket Aug 28 #12

Explode in a giant blast of his inner bullshit. RoeVWade Aug 28 #13

Who By Fire? FalloutShelter Aug 28 #15

A great artist! marble falls Aug 28 #21

Slow poisoning by whatever Putin planted in The Beast GoCubsGo Aug 28 #17

I just hope it happens asap! kimbutgar Aug 28 #19

Not soon enough. It is so hard not to wish the worst on him, and when the time comes it will be hard not to gravedance. marble falls Aug 28 #20

I vote, ischemic stroke. LudwigPastorius Aug 28 #24

After a long battle with Russian syphilis. Emile Aug 28 #25

sleeping peacefully ... DBoon Aug 28 #26

He falls coming down AF1's stairs, hitting his head numerous times as he bounces down the steps. sop Aug 28 #27

He will outlive all of us... LeftInTX Aug 28 #28

bullet enid602 Aug 28 #29

Not son enough Jerry2144 Aug 28 #30

Covid The Blue Flower Aug 28 #31

Obituary of Donald J. Trump MrWowWow Aug 28 #32

Colonel Mustard, in the living room, with a lead pipe mjvpi Aug 28 #33

screaming krawhitham Aug 28 #34

Fiddler on the roof.... The czar will die on a holiday. Norrrm Aug 28 #35

While saying "I know more about death than anyone, believe me." DavidDvorkin Aug 28 #36

all of the above. CTyankee Aug 28 #37

Realistically DET Aug 28 #38

CHF, on the toilet, in the middle of the night. Dulcinea Aug 28 #39

Salmonella I_UndergroundPanther Aug 28 #40

Not soon enough edhopper Aug 28 #41

I wonder how close we are to MrsCheaplaugh Aug 28 #42