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45. I wish. Gave her couple of days off, but today Alexa says he's still alive. DAMN IT! Then

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Thu Aug 28, 2025, 12:34 PM

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she made unsolicited shopping suggestions.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

Sadly, not yet, but another day closer... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #1

Up all night rage posting on truth social SocialDemocrat61 Aug 2025 #2

Thank you sincerely, but... Orrex Aug 2025 #44

My dear friend. Duncanpup Aug 2025 #3

Warming up... hlthe2b Aug 2025 #4

ROFL malaise Aug 2025 #9

Food poisoning from the breakfast buffet at Merde-a-loco? Tanuki Aug 2025 #5

that would be true poetic justice! LymphocyteLover Aug 2025 #50

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #6

No but malaise Aug 2025 #7

Slipped on a banana peel and catapulted into a black hole? mahina Aug 2025 #8

"Died of covid following the vaccine ban" Dulcinea Aug 2025 #10

I liked "Tripped over the Ottoman" surfered Aug 2025 #18

My favorite, too. ❤️🌞 littlemissmartypants Aug 2025 #24

Everybody says Turbineguy Aug 2025 #54

I had a dream EYESORE 9001 Aug 2025 #11

Wings & pitchforks? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #12

These weren't supernatural entities EYESORE 9001 Aug 2025 #33

Oooooh ok! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #39

It was frickin' amazing, I'm tellin' ya! EYESORE 9001 Aug 2025 #42

Attacked by a million bats. They like insects twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #13

choked on excessive flattery from his groveling sycophants? LymphocyteLover Aug 2025 #14

Fitting! Orrex Aug 2025 #16

They are sickening, aren't they? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #31

Not yet and I agree with this doctor... surfered Aug 2025 #15

... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #30

Good morning my dear DUers... surfered Aug 2025 #17

Look at those adorable little faces! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #29

Love the image. As for pee wee german, I think a steel-toed safety boot niyad Aug 2025 #34

Met his match during Shark Week... ultralite001 Aug 2025 #19

Bizarre. niyad Aug 2025 #35

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #20

My wife and I have a bottle chilled for my birthday. A dead fascist... NNadir Aug 2025 #22

Happy Birthday! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #26

It's in a couple of weeks, but there's nothing wrong with an early present and... NNadir Aug 2025 #32

In this instance, an immediate delivery on your wish is in order. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #37

I hope your birthday present comes early! niyad Aug 2025 #36

Like right now! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #38

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #27

Air bubble in his hand IV triggers an aneurysm? NNadir Aug 2025 #21

Sixty Two years since "I Have a Dream" speech. Now we have "I Have a Nightmare". twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #23

Went to church? Jimi du Ranty Aug 2025 #25

Today would be a glorious day for that asshole to take a dirt nap Blue Owl Aug 2025 #28

Dragged to Hell by the Commendatore? Ocelot II Aug 2025 #40

Great scene! But way too good for him! LymphocyteLover Aug 2025 #49

When he's dragged to Hell he won't sing beautiful music with a glorious voice; Ocelot II Aug 2025 #51

Tossed out of an upper window Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 2025 #41

No, not last nght, damn. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #43

I wish. Gave her couple of days off, but today Alexa says he's still alive. DAMN IT! Then txwhitedove Aug 2025 #45

If he could die from the wishes of millions of people Saoirse9 Aug 2025 #46

Choked by the irony of saying "no one is above the law" Redleg Aug 2025 #47

not quite yet... alterfurz Aug 2025 #48

Bonespur metastasized into terminal Cankles and small hand gangrene. C_U_L8R Aug 2025 #52

Everyone Sing Along! The Impossible Dream no_hypocrisy Aug 2025 #53

No, but another day closer and nearer to dead. Joinfortmill Aug 2025 #55