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MrWowWow

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32. Obituary of Donald J. Trump
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 01:03 PM
Aug 28

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

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How Trump will die poll [View all] Eddie18 Aug 28 OP
On the toilet... FirstLight Aug 28 #1
At 2AM, while pounding the micro pud. TheBlackAdder Aug 28 #22
More poetically, mid loaf pinching TheBlackAdder Aug 28 #23
I don't care as long as it happens soon. Ocelot II Aug 28 #2
Peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age of 98. intrepidity Aug 28 #3
Sounds about right. Xavier Breath Aug 28 #14
Fall down stairs after Elon's kid shoves him Captain Zero Aug 28 #4
While wiping a booger on him and saying "you're not the real president!" berniesandersmittens Aug 28 #6
Last words along the lines, "Milly, the coffee's good today! Did you do anything different to i....?" Torchlight Aug 28 #5
There are 2 most probable on my list. taxi Aug 28 #7
Rooting for CHF. mountain grammy Aug 28 #8
If he doesn't have a straight-up heart attack first. GoCubsGo Aug 28 #16
I'd be fine with that too mountain grammy Aug 28 #18
Choking on fast food the_liberal_grandpa Aug 28 #9
In the new Grand Ballroom Wicked Blue Aug 28 #10
I no longer care how he leaves the planet. MontanaMama Aug 28 #11
Yeah Takket Aug 28 #12
Explode in a giant blast of his inner bullshit. RoeVWade Aug 28 #13
Who By Fire? FalloutShelter Aug 28 #15
A great artist! marble falls Aug 28 #21
Slow poisoning by whatever Putin planted in The Beast GoCubsGo Aug 28 #17
I just hope it happens asap! kimbutgar Aug 28 #19
Not soon enough. It is so hard not to wish the worst on him, and when the time comes it will be hard not to gravedance. marble falls Aug 28 #20
I vote, ischemic stroke. LudwigPastorius Aug 28 #24
After a long battle with Russian syphilis. Emile Aug 28 #25
sleeping peacefully ... DBoon Aug 28 #26
He falls coming down AF1's stairs, hitting his head numerous times as he bounces down the steps. sop Aug 28 #27
He will outlive all of us... LeftInTX Aug 28 #28
bullet enid602 Aug 28 #29
Not son enough Jerry2144 Aug 28 #30
Covid The Blue Flower Aug 28 #31
Obituary of Donald J. Trump MrWowWow Aug 28 #32
Colonel Mustard, in the living room, with a lead pipe mjvpi Aug 28 #33
screaming krawhitham Aug 28 #34
Fiddler on the roof.... The czar will die on a holiday. Norrrm Aug 28 #35
While saying "I know more about death than anyone, believe me." DavidDvorkin Aug 28 #36
all of the above. CTyankee Aug 28 #37
Realistically DET Aug 28 #38
CHF, on the toilet, in the middle of the night. Dulcinea Aug 28 #39
Salmonella I_UndergroundPanther Aug 28 #40
Not soon enough edhopper Aug 28 #41
I wonder how close we are to MrsCheaplaugh Aug 28 #42
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