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24. Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Sat Aug 30, 2025, 07:58 AM

Aug 30

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Hey, Aqualung

Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run
Hey, Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Whoa, Aqualung

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 30 OP

Maybe, maybe not. North Shore Chicago Aug 30 #1

Schrdinger's cat Blue Full Moon Aug 30 #16

I see you saw the TFR for Sterling Aviation Pro Aug 30 #2

Yep--thanks for posting that, alas. Orrex Aug 30 #4

The real question is SocialDemocrat61 Aug 30 #3

Been thinking about that. There should be a service. surfered Aug 30 #5

First laugh for the morning malaise Aug 30 #10

My pleasure. surfered Aug 30 #15

Thread winner! NNadir Aug 30 #30

LOL hlthe2b Aug 30 #68

The usual people who show up for funerals of heads of state. Dulcinea Aug 30 #13

Would love to see Biden attend SocialDemocrat61 Aug 30 #20

That'll be a tough one to determine... GopherGal Aug 30 #50

Minus Zero. Joinfortmill Aug 30 #71

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Aug 30 #6

Secretly? Meh! malaise Aug 30 #9

😄 in broad daylight, and well into the night electric_blue68 Aug 30 #65

MIA for four days, so maybe... SheltieLover Aug 30 #7

Fingers crossed! surfered Aug 30 #34

Here too! SheltieLover Aug 30 #61

Rumor is he was seen at Bernie's Blue Owl Aug 30 #35

Lol SheltieLover Aug 30 #63

No but malaise Aug 30 #8

The poor press -- they must miss their master beautifully..... Blue Owl Aug 30 #39

The truth malaise Aug 30 #40

The last time anyone saw him Farmer-Rick Aug 30 #41

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Aug 30 #11

Aqualung - Jethro Tull EYESORE 9001 Aug 30 #24

He's 79 with health issues Buckeyeblue Aug 30 #12

Every day brings the inevitable fate all of us face one day closer for Krasnov Botany Aug 30 #14

Cyanosis caused by heart problems Dulcinea Aug 30 #19

Central Cyanosis from some kind of heart or circulatory disease??? Botany Aug 30 #62

Oh Wow Farmer-Rick Aug 30 #44

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 30 #17

Soon...perhaps sooner than we'd dared to hope. SheltieLover Aug 30 #22

I think we're closer. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Aug 30 #37

Pretty sure he, miller, etc., are actually running things. cankles krasnov niyad Aug 30 #46

True, but magats won't transfer allegiance to couch fucker SheltieLover Aug 30 #60

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 30 #18

Any day now. Blue Full Moon Aug 30 #21

When I see the bruises on the back of his hands, I am reminded of some lines from William Empson's poem 'Missing Dates' Grumpy Old Woman Aug 30 #23

Profound malaise Aug 30 #36

Actually. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT!!! LymphocyteLover Aug 30 #25

Severe case of head lice. One less louse now. twodogsbarking Aug 30 #26

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 littlemissmartypants Aug 30 #27

Fingers crossed. Buddyzbuddy Aug 30 #28

May you have the loud, raucous celebration we all deserve. niyad Aug 30 #47

Thank you niyad. You made me laugh. Buddyzbuddy Aug 30 #73

Mercury poisoning from the gold leaf amalgams from his tacky and grotesque remodeling of the Oval Office? NNadir Aug 30 #29

Sorry but AF1 has flight plans today. LeftInTX Aug 30 #31

It helps every day! Orrex Aug 30 #33

I like the funny ones! LeftInTX Aug 30 #42

A trip to the embalmer? An XXL casket fitting? C_U_L8R Aug 30 #55

THE FAILING "DONALD J. tRUMP -- SAD! Blue Owl Aug 30 #32

Well one thing is for sure JPPaverage Aug 30 #38

He even lied in Alaska and that's in Russia. twodogsbarking Aug 30 #43

Picked up and discarded by the National Guard along with the rest of the trash in DC. 2MuchNoise Aug 30 #45

for the first time, barbtries Aug 30 #48

Died when the Epstein files ... Seinan Sensei Aug 30 #49

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN! 2MuchNoise Aug 30 #54

Today's T-shirt CaptainTruth Aug 30 #51

Maybe, but we won't know until someone opens the box. Ocelot II Aug 30 #52

Not yet. Although Vance is measuring the Oval Office. For new drapes is the rumor Duncanpup Aug 30 #53

Is anybody besides me creeped out about him being with that granddaughter? niyad Aug 30 #56

We better buy our bubbly 🍾 now Hey Joe Aug 30 #57

I have several bottles on standby. Should probably get more. My friends niyad Aug 30 #64

Soon, my friend. Soon. milestogo Aug 30 #58

Nope, didn't happen last night, damn, republianmushroom Aug 30 #59

"Disappeared and no one cares: It's football Saturday!!!" hlthe2b Aug 30 #66

Waiting for proof of... Brainfodder Aug 30 #67

They're installing one, presumably Orrex Aug 30 #72

Maybe..................? ShazzieB Aug 30 #69

Much closer. Joinfortmill Aug 30 #70